If you’re wondering what that mushroom cloud is rising over Bowling Green, Kentucky, it’s just this scathing breakup letter a woman left for her boyfriend on Facebook. The woman, who remains nameless, was dating the coach of a high school…Read More »
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Taco Bell’s Breakfast Menu To Debut Nationwide In March
Have you ever been on the way to work and thought to yourself, “Man, I could really go for a 460 calorie mushy breakfast waffle taco”? Well, lucky for you, Taco Bell is set to debut their breakfast menu on…Read More »
Mark Cuban Wants To Kill One-And-Dones In College Basketball And He Might Have A Point
As a disclaimer, I want to say that I’m a huge college basketball fan. I make no bones about it, this is my favorite sport, and the Syracuse Orange is my all-time favorite team. I live by their wins, die…Read More »
Is Your Alma Mater In One Of The Top 10 College Towns in America?
What do the top ten college towns in the US all have in common? Nobody saw them as contenders. A race full of dark horses. Movoto Real Estate claims it has found the formula for selecting the best college towns…Read More »
This Online “Percent” Calculator Will Show You How Poor You Really Are
I’ll never forget the day I got my first paycheck. No, I’m not talking about the couple hundred bucks I got cleaning up rich assholes’ half-eaten chicken carcasses when I was 16. I’m talking about the first big check I…Read More »
46-Year-Old Detroit Man Sends Creepy Mass Email To 1,000 Interns Looking For One To Fall In Love With
We received this anonymous tip from a PGP reader in Detroit who confirms this email was sent out to over 1,000 interns. The sender (who will remain nameless) was apparently feeling a little lonely and decided his best course of…Read More »
Rejoice! Oscar Mayer Has Created Lunchables For Adults
First and foremost, I would like to thank Oscar Mayer for helping me develop my distinguished taste in questionable meats and cheeses. Secondly, I would like to thank them for their part in shaping my early OCD tendencies as a…Read More »
Texas State Senator Tweeted A Failed Attempt At Homophobia, Then Fired His Social Media Intern
Earlier today, a Federal judge in San Antonio ruled that Texas’ ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional. This ruling may have also led to one of the greatest tweets in Twitter history. State Senator Dan Patrick and self-proclaimed “Authentic Conservative”…Read More »
UPDATE: Lebron James Is Reportedly Going To Star In “Space Jam 2″
Our long national nightmare has ended…or maybe it’s just beginning. There will be a sequel to Space Jam. What’s more is that apparently Lebron James is slated to pick up where Michael Jordan left off, without having to hit .220…Read More »
George Washington Was A Raging Alcoholic, This Massive 18th-Century Bar Tab Proves It
As if being a Founding Father wasn’t badass enough, it’s been revealed through a well-preserved bar tab that the first president of the United States loved to toss a few back. The tab was recently discovered and is from GW’s…Read More »
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