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Saying Goodbye To Your Car
As I’ve said before, people can tell a lot about you by the car you drive. It’s a purchase that stays with you for years, often long enough for you to create an emotional attachment. So many events in your life will…Read More »
How To Be The Worst Boyfriend
A relationship is like flower. Odds are, you can’t keep one alive for very long. Here are the 35 ways guaranteed to earn any guy the title of Worst Boyfriend Ever. Only tell her she looks good after the gym…Read More »
The Only Job Advice Summer Interns Need, By @GSElevator
Summer internship season is upon us once again. Wall Street, as a culture and as a career path, continues to be vilified and painted as an odious, unfulfilling, waste of time. But is that entirely fair? It may be true…Read More »
5 Moments When You Realize You’re Not A Kid Anymore
They all warned us. They all said, “Enjoy being young, because it only gets worse.” They told us our youth wouldn’t last forever and soon, we’d be paying bills and griping about our health, just like the rest of them.…Read More »
Why All Guys Should Like Romantic Comedies
I don’t understand dudes who just flat out say they don’t like romantic comedies. It’s fine if you don’t like certain types of rom-coms. A lot of them are bad, but then again, a lot of movies in general are…Read More »
4 Essential Items The Average Male Needs To Survive Adulthood
Trying to be an adult in today’s fucked up economy is hard. Everyone older than you says it gets better, but there are days that are seemingly endless in how long and terrible they are. Here are four essential items…Read More »
The 4 Typical Female Tattoos That Have Got To Go
About 80 percent of the time, tattoos are great. They’re tasteful, meaningful, and an awesome piece of detailed artwork. I’m a huge believer that if you want your body to be a canvas, who am I to judge? Go to…Read More »
5 Things Guys And Girls Are Both Guilty Of
There’s been a lot of tension between men and women this past week, which bums me out, because I kind of like it when we all get along. We have more fun that way. I’m not a social scientist, nor…Read More »
How I Know I’m Not Ready For A Child
Guys, I’m not ready to procreate yet. Half the people I went to high school with already have a kid and are PLANNING (WUT, why??) for a second-or even a third-child. Granted, this is the half that never really graduated…Read More »
