Iggy Azalea knows what it means to be fancy, and so should you. 1. Fancy Girls Carry Expensive Handbags At All Times “Louis Vuitton and Chanel go with everythinggggg.” -Fancy Girl Whether that means with yoga pants on the way…Read More »
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Humpday Hookup Horror Stories: Call Me “Thrust Bitch”
Rejoice. HHHS has returned. If you’ve got a hookup horror story that you want to share with the internet, submit it HERE. All submissions will remain anonymous. Thou shalt not judge lest ye be judged. Maybe Don’t Say That Anymore…Read More »
What A Guy’s Favorite Movie Says About Him
Last weekend, I had an adult sleepover with a guy I swore I would never hook up with again. So, in the morning, in an effort to make myself feel better about my choices, I actually asked him some personal…Read More »
A Single Girl’s Thoughts After Watching “The Fault in Our Stars”
Tuesday night, I took one small step for me and one giant leap for womankind. I went to watch a movie by myself. PGP. I didn’t just watch any movie. Oh, no. That would be too simple and kind to the…Read More »
5 TV Movie Spinoffs That Actually Weren’t Terrible
Making an original idea into a movie is hard enough. Taking that original idea and then spinning it off into a multi-season television series is arguably harder. When you have a beloved film and attempt to move it to a…Read More »
21 Power Moves You Can Pull At A Wedding
Give the usher the “no thanks, I got this” hand motion when he attempts to seat you. Shush anyone who makes a “Wedding Crashers” reference during the ceremony. Make a loud “ERRRRRRRRRRR” buzzer noise if/when the ceremony lasts longer than an hour.…Read More »
The Definitive Guide To The Ultimate Power Haircut, The Slickback
The slickback is undeniably the most powerful haircut ever worn. Gordon Gekko and Patrick Bateman ruled the ’80s with it. Jordon Belfort brought it to a new generation. Bruce Wayne saved Gotham with it, although it was firmly protected under…Read More »
8 Changes You Go Through In Grad School
When people ask me how my first year of graduate school was, I typically illicit this maniacal giggle that completely gives away the fact I lost damn near all my sanity. In my defense, I feel most graduate students feel the same…Read More »
The 6 Types Of Sex Dreams That Girls Have
While I can only speak for my gender, I imagine some of these may overlap with a man’s nighttime fantasies, too. 1. The “I Hate This Person, But He Was The Best Sex I’ve Ever Had” Dream Whether he was…Read More »
Cooking Your Way Into His Heart: Disaster Edition
Once upon a time, a postgrad girl decided to pretend she had her life together and cook for the man she wanted to trick into dating her. This sticky conundrum has happened to more than one desperate girl, though, including…Read More »
