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Here’s What It Sounds Like When The Late Great Phil Hartman Records Your Answering Machine Message

Five Truths That Anyone That Works In The Service Industry Understands

Brunch Weddings Are Real And They’re Spectacular

My Team Is Out of Contention And Now I Have To Cope

The Best And Worst Cities For Singles Are Here And They’re Not What We Expected

This “Cooks” Video Making Fun Of Chefs And Foodies Is The Perfect Satire

I Don’t Know How I’d Get Through My Work Day Without Jimmy Buffett

My Hangovers Are Only Getting Worse And One Day They Will Literally Kill Me

France Passes “Right To Disconnect” Law Forbidding After-Hours Email

Python Bites Man’s Penis During Routine Bathroom Visit In Thailand, But He’s Perfectly Fine