Like any red-blooded American, I was devastated by the United States Men’s National Team’s loss to Belgium in the World Cup. I saw my hopes, optimism, and pride nearly crushed as Belgium held off our final assault in the bullshit…Read More »

Back in college, we had actual pastimes, like crafting and drinking. Our time has now been reduced to the point where we’re only ever working, eating, shitting, or sleeping. That being said, our pastimes have changed a little since college.…Read More »

The funny thing about single people is that we spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about how relationships work. Hell, I’d even argue we often dedicate more brain energy to thinking about relationships than actual people in relationships, because…Read More »

You know what I’m sick of? Getting told how much time I can save by “following these quick and easy steps.” Most of the time, they involve getting up earlier and putting forth extra effort the night before-neither of which…Read More »

  It’s the greatest week of the year. This Friday, we will not step into the office. Instead, we will go to the lake, hang out with family and friends, shoot off fireworks, go to a baseball game, or BASE…Read More »

Barry Feltzer is not a smart man. That’s not an insult, it’s just a statement of fact. Indeed, Barry himself is acutely aware of his intellectual prowess, or lack thereof. To mitigate this, he has become a huge consumer of…Read More »

Once you hit a certain age, you’re supposed to start doing certain things. You need to watch your cholesterol, do your taxes, save for retirement-those sorts of things. However, there are some things that are considered “adult” or “grown up”…Read More »