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8 Things To Do Now That Your Fantasy Season Is Dead
It’s over, so now you can get back to real life. Read More »
12 Burning Questions I Have After Rewatching “Home Alone 2: Lost In New York”
There’s a lot going on here that needs to be discussed. Read More »
My Hinge Date Wet The Bed And I Didn’t Even Care
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New Year’s Resolutions For Our Favorite Pro Sports Leagues
Each pro sports league could use a little facelift heading into 2016, and I’ve got some suggestions. Read More »
Have Some Respect For Yourself And Stop Buying Cheap Shit
You’re an adult now, live a little and buy the real stuff. Read More »
This Johnnie Walker Ad Is So Real You’ll Cry And Pour A Glass
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The Inner Thoughts Of A Fed Up Instagram Dog
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The Moment When Everyone Realizes You’re Faking It
“He had no answers. He didn’t hang up the phone to be rude. He hung up the phone because he was speechless.” Read More »
Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You
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