I’m not a violent guy. I’ve been in less than two fights in my life. I’ve never been punched in the face and I’ve never punched someone in the face. I’m a pacifist and any altercations I’ve found myself in…Read More »

Stage 1: The Prep You are about to embark on a journey full of snap judgments and creepy men, so prepare your body by snuggling up in a cozy place with a bag of wine by your side. The cheaper the…Read More »

Every so often, something comes up on the internet that I have to respond to. Something so absurd, nonsensical, and flat out infuriating that it warrants a response. It deserves to be dragged out into the street, stripped down and…Read More »

When I was in 9th grade, I had to learn the location of every country in the entire world for my World Civilizations class. In Africa alone, there were fifty-six countries (it’s likely changed in the past 10 years, but I…Read More »

In my 10 years of playing fantasy football, the following circumstance is yet to be brought up, until today. It’s one of intrigue, collusion, moral standing, and perhaps even the demise of longstanding friendship. In my fantasy football league, two…Read More »

Losing your job, or never finding one in the first place, is the biggest Post Grad Problem you can have. Sure it’s cool for a week, and maybe still relaxing for another, but soon it catches up to you. As…Read More »