Growing up, I loved “Sex and the City.” I won’t go as far as to say that watching the show shaped who I am today, but it definitely was one of my go-to shows during my formative years. Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte,…Read More »

Hipsters: you know them, you hate them. You can spot them from a mile away. Or, if you’re in Williamsburg, you can spot them from inches away at probably every angle. Recently, I was accused of being a hipster via…Read More »

When it comes to attending weddings, this isn’t my first rodeo. Literally, I have attended two rodeo-themed weddings. During one ceremony, there were actual cattle grazing behind the altar. I have been a guest at an absurd number of weddings,…Read More »

When my friends have get-togethers, we always reminisce about the good ol’ days: tailgates, drunken moments, that ugly girl Steve hooked up with that now has kids, etc. Without fail, the one topic that always gets brought up is one…Read More »

I…I just…penis transplant. I’m usually not so speechless, especially when it comes to penis, but let me show you the first paragraph of this news story and maybe you’ll understand why I’m struggling a bit. “The nine-hour operation by surgeons…Read More »

I don’t have to tell anyone reading this that $1,300 isn’t too far off from what a month’s work of minimum-wage work will get you. It’s significantly more than your tax refund, and it’s probably pretty close to the amount…Read More »

If you’re anything like me, your timeline is full of peers purchasing homes and popping out babies, while you’re scratching your head wondering how the hell they’re accomplishing (a liberal word choice, but that’s a subject for another column) these…Read More »

For some reason, I’ve always kept the idea of running for public office at some point in my life in the back of my mind. It was never a primary goal of mine to become the president or anything like…Read More »