1. Get Your Shit Together Yes, this is the most generic piece of advice anyone can give. Seriously, though, get your shit together. You can’t go out five nights a week anymore. If you rage like you did while you…Read More »

The Sherpa This guy was once deep in the sports betting game. Backroom deals, house markers, hundreds of thousands of dollars bet on college basketball. He earned his bankroll by laying a $20 bet on George Mason to make the…Read More »

Morning 7:00-8:00 AM: Drift in and out of sleep until finally waking up. 8:01 AM: Pray that you’ve put Tylenol and a glass of water next to your bed. 8:02 AM: You didn’t. 8:03 AM: Think about going to the…Read More »

One of the absolute worst parts about being out of graduating from college is the job search. You’re finally out of school, looking for a new job because your current one sucks, or because you got fired. But seriously, you…Read More »

The Monday after Vacation: Look at you. You slaved away for months at your entry-level job, and you finally got some paid vacation days. After setting your Outlook out of office message and leaving a note on the whiteboard outside…Read More »

Got this today. Names have been blurred to protect those with poopy pants. This is gross by the way. This is the email he (or she) sent out: “So I’ve had an unfortunate afternoon. I did a little day drinking…Read More »

You’ve been glued to The Weather Channel for the past two days. The forecast called for at least six inches of snow and the email just hit your inbox. You got the day off work. Oh, what a day. A…Read More »

Some of us are lucky enough to have jobs that provide a lot of downtime. That’s why you go to college. So you don’t have to get some shitty $12 an hour job without benefits. It could be worse. You…Read More »

The Standard Party Chips and dip. Plenty of beer, fried finger food and good friends. Head on over to whoever’s place has the biggest TV, claim your spot on the couch, and settle in for an evening full of football,…Read More »