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I Got Kicked Out Of My Hometown Bar

Touching Base, Episode 55: The Texas Law Hawk

The Couple That Parties Together, Stays Together

Let’s Discuss This Email I Received From A Grown Man Who Referred To Himself As “Daddy”

No One’s Getting Married Anymore Because We’re All Broke As Hell

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Phone Dates

A Disgustingly Huge Amount Of Our Student Loans Are About To Be Permanently Forgiven

Lace And Grant Broke Up And Now I Don’t Think I’ll Ever Believe In Love Again

Bud Light’s Super Bowl Giveaway Gives You Another Reason To Drink More

Canadian Police Have Come Up With The Best Way To Deter Drunk Driving