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I Got Fat In 2016

Going To Margot Robbie’s Wedding Would’ve Kind Of Sucked

Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: Holiday Weekend

My Dog Is Not An Invitation To Talk To Me

The 11 Most Popular ‘Things Girls Do After Graduation’ From The Last Year

The Best Of Smut 2016

The 11 Most Insufferable New York Times Marriage Announcements In 2016

Our Best News Pieces Of 2016

The Hidden Gem Of Hometown Degeneracy

Realistic New Year’s Resolutions That’ll Still Allow You To Maintain Your Piece-Of-Shit Lifestyle