Getting down on one knee would only flare up an old golfing injury. The only ring that three months salary will get you can be found at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box. Thinking about seeing yourself in a…Read More »
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8 Types of People At Your First Postgrad Wedding
The Way Too In Love, Not Married Couple They dated all throughout college, but haven’t quite taken the plunge like some of their friends already have. They’ll slow dance and grind the entire night, despite not drinking all that much.…Read More »
AIM: A Brief Retrospective
If you were a normal kid in grade school, you had an AOL Instant Messenger account. Now, if you want to have some semblance of sanity at work, you use Gchat on a regular basis. Gchat takes me back, man.…Read More »
10 Worst Things About Post-Grad Social Media
1. Babies
People are having babies, and they are constantly posting pictures of their spawn on Facebook and Instagram. With every passing month there are less pictures of hot girls in bikinis doing body shots off of each other on spring break, and more pictures of drooling miniature people occupying your Facebook news feed. It’s a constant reminder that while other people have become adults, you remain in a perpetual state of arrested development.
20 Things Guys and Girls View Differently About Weddings
1. The dress Her: The most beautiful dress she’ll ever wear…as long as it doesn’t make her hips look too wide. Him: Just don’t spill anything on it2. The ceremony Her: The only acceptable ocassion - ever - to wear…Read More »
Hardships Of The Post Grad Female Wardrobe
It’s no news that the office is not a runway. Since my entrance into the “real world,” I’ve been coping with the fact that in addition to my youth, social life, and carefree nature, I have also been forced to…Read More »
20 Ways Being a Grad Student is Like Being Tim Tebow
You wish you were back in college. You’re unable to score, but tell all your buds that you didn’t want to, anyway. You have no idea where you’ll call home next year. Your teacher probably has a foot fetish. The…Read More »
The Importance of Having At Least a Half-Ass Golf Swing
“Played golf with Garrett from accounting on Saturday. Big mistake. Huge douchebag.” “Shitty golf swing?” “The worst.” Whoever it was that came up with the phrase, “You can tell a lot about a man from his golf swing” is easily…Read More »
4 Great Internet Memes That Were Ruined
1. SomeEcards This trend started way back late last decade, gaining popularity on Facebook, primarily with girls. I thought they were pretty funny. They depicted early 20th century folk doing different things that 20th century folk might do. Dry, sarcastic…Read More »
The 10 Best Office Related SNL Sketches
In no particular order, the 10 best office related SNL sketches: Will Ferrell “Mr. Tarkanian” “Well, I’m a stickler.” Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic You don’t get it, do you? You’re wasting coffee!” Nick Burns, Your Company’s Computer Guy “MOVE!” Will…Read More »
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