“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” This quote from Mark Twain rings as true today as it did in his time. The big government circle jerk is at it again, manipulating employment data to show…Read More »
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Why Tipping Is Not Just A Formality
Imagine a person who is using an Al-Qaeda flag to mutilate an adorable puppy in front of 15 Kindergarteners while proudly donning a Hitler mustache and singing the words of the Russian national anthem to the tune of that one…Read More »
The 47 Most Offensively Stereotypical Things You Can Do As A White Person
Getting blackout drunk at an afternoon minor league baseball game and screaming “SO GOOD. SO GOOD.” into the face of the father of four sitting next to you while “Sweet Caroline” plays softly in the background. “Well, if there can…Read More »
It’s Time For Whataburger To Replace In-N-Out As The Superior Burger Chain In America
The opinion that In-n-Out Burger is the reigning champion of American burger joints is not only inaccurate, it’s flat out egregious. I’ve had In-N-Out Burger several times, both in California and also Texas. The first time I had it, I thought it…Read More »
America Needs A Lesson On Capitalism
I am sick and tired of seeing the private sector be demonized. The “heartless capitalists who put profit before people” rhetoric is so annoyingly ignorant that it may someday make my head explode like Belloq’s in “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”…Read More »
What Your Car Says About You
Purchasing a car is one of the more important decisions you’ll make in life. Depending on how your future shakes out, it’s typically going to be with you for at least a few years. The decision you make is inherently…Read More »
5 Reasons Why Millennials Are Actually The Best Generation
Our generation gets a lot of shit from older people. This is fine, as being told that your age group is worthless by the people ahead of you is sort of a rite of passage. Every generation for thousands of…Read More »
Why No Sane Person Should Move In With Their Significant Other Before Marriage
I know what you’re thinking, and no, I’m not super religious. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I actually went to an all-girls Catholic high school, but if anything, that just made me less inclined to follow their rules. Moving…Read More »
A Man’s Rational Reaction To #YesAllWomen
If you haven’t had your head buried in an US Weekly trying to figure what happened at Kim and Kanye’s wedding, you know that Twitter was taken by storm these past few days by the hashtag #YesAllWomen. The hashtag came…Read More »
The Degenerate’s Guide To Dipping In The Workplace
The first job I ever had was working as a “law clerk” for a sleazy attorney. Why do I call him sleazy? Because he hired foolish undergrads like me at the time, taught us to do legal research like a…Read More »