I have a thing for trends. You can tell, because I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking of ways to write about them. Instead of taking a look back at former trends or analyzing the cultural peccadilloes of the…Read More »
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10 Things You Should Bring To Your Fourth Of July Party That Aren’t Fireworks Or Beer
The Fourth of July means fun, fireworks, booze, barbecues, and usually, lots of food. Unless you are a complete asshole, this means you need to bring something to the parties you’ve been invited to, because our mothers taught us we…Read More »
“It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year”: A Masters Song
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year With the azaleas budding And everyone telling you “Pour me a beer!” It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year It’s the green, greenest jacket of all With the Georgia sun shining…Read More »
5 Movies That Should Be Remade
Hollywood is already in the business of remaking everything, and most people whine about this blindly. For the record, I’m okay with the rumors about Bradley Cooper as Indiana Jones, provided he stars in new adventures-but if they decide to…Read More »
6 Tips On How To Survive Living With A Roommate And His Or Her Significant Other
Maybe it’s just me, but I treat happy couples like they’re lepers. I don’t want to see you in public canoodling on a park bench or hand holding as you walk fucking everywhere. I don’t want to see or hear…Read More »
4 People In Their 20s Who Really Have Their Shit Together
We all seem so focused on talking about how our generation has come to accept and embody the idea of delayed maturity. Because of this, we often lose focus on those who render that stereotype completely silly. Sure, maybe some…Read More »
A Sports Announcer’s Commentary Of Your Work Day
The following program is a Cox Sports exclusive. Announcer 1: Hi, I’m Bob Frostas, and I’m here with my esteemed colleague, Jowel Michaels. Jowel, this looks like it’s going to be a hell of a day. Jowel: That’s right, Bob.…Read More »
Why Living Alone Is The Best
I’ll give you the six main reasons, although I could give you 100. You report to no one. Nothing’s worse than having the shittiest day in the world and having to come home to anyone besides the TV, a bottle…Read More »
An Inner Monologue Of My First Encounter With Laser Hair Removal
My war against body hair has been waging for more than a decade. On their thirteenth birthday, most girls get a bra or a nice pair of earrings or some other symbol of imminent womanhood. I got a kit of DIY…Read More »
Uncomfortably Honest Office Superlatives
Some happy hour discussion topics for you. Most likely to be late to a meeting and make everyone look good. Most likely to be early to a meeting and make everyone look bad. Best use of low income to look…Read More »
