The final eight episodes of Breaking Bad begin airing one week from today on AMC, and anxiety-loving fans of the series can’t wait to see how things end up for Walter, Jesse, and company. Well, I’ve made some predictions. Some…Read More »

Maybe because it’s the 33rd personalized cover letter you’ve meticulously crafted, maybe it’s because your brain can’t handle Adderall at 2:00am quite like it used to, but as you carefully position the job description window and your résumé to fit…Read More »

It’s not shocking news that after college hangovers become infinitely worse. Hangovers may, perhaps, be the greatest postgrad problem of all. Well, after poverty, anxiety, pregnancy, loneliness, and not having a Chipotle within five minutes of your home. God, that…Read More »

In some sort of strange admission into adulthood, upon graduating, everyone feels they need to commit to a newer, more healthy lifestyle. To be clear, you should become more healthy once you graduate, by default…

Yeah, talking about Twitter accounts here. Lord knows I’m not qualified to write a sex column, just ask any girl I’ve ever been with…

This past weekend, some of my buddies from college and I went to New Orleans. This has become somewhat of a yearly thing, and New Orleans never disappoints. Whether it is stealing all of your dignity, or all of your…Read More »

Transitioning from one phase of your life to the next changes things. Going from undergrad to postgrad, whether you admit it to yourself, or even notice it, changes your thoughts and behaviors. One of the times this is most obvious…Read More »

When it comes to interviews, you need presence, and while you should have learned that through college life, the real world, and not being a wimpy piece of shit, there are always those people who slip through the cracks or fall off the wagon…

Taking care of people sucks in so many ways…