It’s the dreaded question that causes anxiety for nearly every twenty-something postgrad. If we are all being honest here, “it” isn’t really going anywhere. A typical day now consists of applying for at least 30 jobs, half of which I’m…Read More »
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Four Things The Nintendo 64 Taught Me About Life
Ah, the era of Nintendo 64. While the technology was far below that of current standards in video games, many an hour was spent arguing over the boomerang-on-acid shaped controllers of this historical console. While the graphics seemed more like…Read More »
Your Typical Workweek In Haiku Form
Woke up hungover
Late for work, ran out of gas
Shit, out of coffee…
Amway: We’re Not A Cult, Just A Pyramid Scheme!
You don’t know fear until two dozen children in oversized suits stare at you and start grinning…
Postgrad Terrors: The Time I Went To A Dry Wedding
Weddings are one of my favorite things in the world. Well, let me back up. Going to my friends’ weddings is one of my favorite things in the world. They’re beautiful. They’re classy. They’re paid for. Each and every one…Read More »
Letter To My Creepy Boss
After you “accidentally” grabbed my ass today, I feel like all sense of respect really went right out the window. The thing about it is that had this been an isolated incident, I probably wouldn’t have thought too much about it…
A Beginners Guide To Crashing/Staying With Friends
Sometimes, you’ll need a roof over your head. Maybe you’re visiting for a weekend or perhaps you’ve completely changed cities and you need some help while you set your roots in your new town…
You Know You Were A D.C. Intern If…
7. “Yeah, it’s unpaid, but my supervisor is going to write me a sick recommendation letter.”
6 People Who Will Reply To Your Craigslist Roommate Ad
I decided to put out an ad for a new roommate on Craigslist to find a new renter and realized that most of the responses seemed repetitive…
Bank Of America Intern Dies After Reportedly Working 72 Hours In A Row
A 21-year-old Bank Of America intern died earlier this week after reportedly working for 72 hours in a row. That’s three consecutive days if you aren’t so good at the math…