Guys, as I peruse your profile on Tinder, I am analyzing everything that you have provided. How close you live to me. Our mutual friends. Our mutual interests outside of Target. How many pictures you have on your profile. How…Read More »

We all know what our young, naive, typically in a state of inebriation college-selves thought about where we would be post-college: Rich, successful, and days filled with constant sexual activity…

When you’re single, you go out on dates. I’ve been single for the majority of my life, so I’ve been on a lot of dates. I started internet dating last fall, it was very weird and unappealing to me at first. I thought it was pathetic, but then I thought, wait, I’m looking for pathetic lonely chicks anyway, this makes perfect sense…

It’s late Saturday night and you’ve just nestled into bed with a hot pocket and season one of Gilmore Girls. Then you get this text. Decisions, decisions. Text: You still up? Translation: Wanna come over and get me up? Text:…Read More »

Windows 8, I fucking hate you. Ever since we upgraded, I’ve wanted to smash these computers Office Space style. You are the crack-baby offspring of Steve Ballmer’s failed attempt to compete with Apple. I can’t go to a traditional start…Read More »

Alright, here we go! I got some new running shoes, I got some new running shorts, I ate a banana for breakfast, I spent an hour searching the ‘exercise’ boards on Pinterest, I am getting fit…

Lately, it seems like every social media update I see drives me deeper into the depths of postgrad despair, but I thought that was just a personal thing. Apparently, social media can actually drive you insane. A new study came…Read More »

Alright ladies, let’s be honest with ourselves here. We’ve all had this happen one time or another.

Thou shalt not judge, lest ye be judged…