There’s been a lot of commentary on millennials; I guess you could say we’re a controversial bunch. We’ve been called lazy, selfish, entitled, rude…really, the list of less than complimentary descriptions goes on…
If MySpace is Facebook’s creepy, drug-addict uncle, then LinkedIn is the annoying, overachieving cousin. Nobody really loves looking at LinkedIn, but it’s borderline-necessary to try and appear somewhat professional…
The title of this column is misleading. In reality, I came to terms with being the drunk cousin of my family years ago. I remember the exact moment I realized that I was the drunk cousin. It was hours before my cousin’s posh wedding in suburban Phoenix back in May 2011. I was sitting at …
Alright, so that’s a pretty misleading title. Living with your parents after the age of 18 is unfortunate in any scenario, especially if you’re a college graduate. Nothing says “Thanks for the diploma, Mom and Dad!” like moving back into your parents house and eating all their food, rent-free. A study released by the Wall …
In life, we often need a “personal day.” This is a day devoted entirely to doing whatever it is you need (or most likely want) to do for yourself. This could be laying in bed, going to see that new movie you’ve heard about, raging with your friends who have also taken a personal day or going on an adventure…
Niki, Jess, and Teej came to play hardball, and did so after bearing the final straw upon their mistreated backs. Boss Jamie, the district manager and apparent fuckface, took one right on the chin by way of a very large, very public, very embarrassing resignation letter. “Cancer is not an excuse.” - Manager Jamie That …
So today, while in the midst of my hour long death-commute to the office, I thought back on my experience and realized the following things about my post-grad dating experience…
Of all the legendary kids shows from the ’90s, none combined action, robots, and extremely low quality costume design in quite the same way as the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers. While you might not remember the individual plot lines of the series, there’s no doubt that you remember the fever that struck the world every …
The prospect of being drunk at work seems like a lot of fun. Then it got me thinking, is getting drunk at work even that great?
My boyfriend of nearly a year and I broke up this week. The best way to deal with the situation, other than copious amounts of wine, seemed like comparing this boyfriend harshly against all previous ones. The major difference this time, however, was that this was my first “adult relationship.” As such, it was damn …
Mondays can be tough. That’s why every Monday from now until you die, I’ll be doing the Manic Monday Mailbag. You can submit your questions by clicking “Mailbag” on our submission form, or emailing [email protected]. Be sure to include your first name, city, state and Twitter handle if you’d like that information included. I look …
College football is back and this is the first year that I won’t be able to spend my Saturday’s standing in a stadium and then being told about the game the next day…
Fridays always start out the same way. I’m on top of the world. My mindset on Friday is “Man, after work I’m gonna get a good buzz, hook up with at least six maybe seven chicks tonight. Hot chicks. Chicks that make Mila Kunis look like William H. Macy.” Reality: I get blacked out, offend …
Look at all that money! Still, your newfound financial windfall is not enough to make up for your zero responsibility and total lack of fiscal discipline…
9:45am: Check social media. Your envy rises as you are met with pictures of kegs and eggs, tailgates and beer runs. Hold back tears…
The next time you try to justify your sad, entry-level existence to your parents, your significant other, or even yourself, just remember that some people have done the unthinkable; some people have made it. As for the rest of us? Well, here’s to hoping for a lottery win or an illegitimate pregnancy with one of …
With the advent of college football season upon us, I’ve got the itch. I’m rolling through my contacts to see which bookies I’ve still got on retainer and dropping an extra $100 bucks into my Sportsbook account…
