Brady, Gronk, And Wiz Had A Way Better Weekend Than Me

Brady, Gronk, and Wiz Had A Way Better Weekend Than Me

You know, I actually felt good about my weekend. After attending a surprise 30th anniversary party on Friday before getting after some brunch mimosas and drinking by the water on Saturday, I woke up Sunday feeling refreshed with no real anxiety at all.

That is, until I saw videos from Sporting News of the New England Patriots after-party at Robert Kraft’s house after receiving their Super Bowl rings. All of a sudden, my friends weren’t enough and I craved being on a dance floor with a sweaty Tom Brady, Gronk, and Wiz Khalifa.

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To be completely honest, I didn’t even know the name of Fetty Wap’s “Trap Queen” before I saw that video, and now I’m finding myself sitting at my desk listening to it on repeat. I’m asking myself, “Did I even have fun this weekend if I wasn’t sweating through my Tommy Bahama short sleeve button down like Gronk?”

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It’s like, yeah, celebrating thirty years of marriage was great and all but after seeing 74-year-old Robert Kraft DJ’ing with Wiz Khalifa, I think even the happily married couple would feel a little FOMO.

A video posted by Nate (@nateyball) on

So that being said, if anyone’s looking for me, I’ll be the dude scouring Nordstrom after work today for some new Tommy Bahama linen shirts that I can sweat through for the duration of July. Now I just need to figure out how to get a Super Bowl ring to accessorize them with.

[via Sporting News]

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Will deFries (Twitter / Instagram) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries (Twitter / Instagram). Email me at

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