There are two types of people in my office: people with hobbies and people with kids. I have neither. PGP. mathlete
Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP. RonFuckingBurgandy
The president of my company admitted that I was underpaid, and then proceeded to not give me a raise. PGP. DallasPGP
Someone in HR overheard me telling the interns an embellished sex story from college. Strike one. PGP. The EIT
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