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We all know that inhibition and common sense fly out of the window after four or five beers. If you’re a girl over 23, cut and paste “two or three vodka-waters” into the last part of that sentence because those have less calories.
Researchers at Basel University in Switzerland have confirmed that girls are more attracted to “happy faces and social situations” after drinking half a liter of beer. Why do you think I start dancing like a fool after a few drinks? It’s because I know there will be a girl somewhere at the bar who will come and dance with me and maybe come home later. Who isn’t attracted to happy faces and social situations?
After a half a liter of beer, I’ll probably be more susceptible to a lot of things because I can’t drink like I used to. Look, I know that I need to tread carefully here. Rape culture is in no way funny and neither is suggesting that giving a girl alcohol should automatically equal sex. But these Swiss professors are just stating facts that we all already knew to be true – anyone with a few drinks in them (men and women, alike) is going to be a little looser. A little more prone to making a snap decision like taking someone home to have sex with them. Consent is always the magic word, but if you’re in your mid-twenties alcohol is probably playing a factor in all of your sexual escapades.
Bustle explains:
The sex differences in the findings can either be explained by differences in blood alcohol concentration between males and females with the same alcohol intake, differences in tolerance due to differences in previous levels of alcohol consumption or by socio-cultural factors.
Uhhh, yeah, no shit, you guys. Alcohol is lube for life..
[via Bustle]
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jduda@grandex.co
Getting shit-faced and still being unable to take a girl home ever since Sophia passed away… PGP.
They normally sleep with you because you pay them, John.
Don’t discount the “Women are attracted to social situations” part of the paper’s conclusion.
As they say, the fun guy always gets the girl.
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
A win’s a win.
I’ll take it
I know beer goggles are the only reason my wife sleeps with me. Hey, whatever works.
Damn, I always assumed it was my eyes that got the job done.
We need to talk about the number of articles PGP sources from Bustle. It’s like getting sports takes from FanSided.
There is no “rape culture.”