Gawker wanted to stir the pot this morning and get the internet all up in a tizzy, so they obviously made a huge deal out of nothing. America’s hot babysitter, Anna Kendrick, was spotted with Alfie Allen (TAFKA Theon Greyjoy, more recently “Reek” in “Game of Thrones”) HAVING DRINKS OMG. The report states:
Kendrick was seen sharing drinks with Lily Allen’s little brother, Alfie (better known as Theon Greyjoy) at a “dark table” inside Las Vegas’s SushiSamba.
Kendrick was quick to slap that nonsense down with an authoritative tweet, because she is a rational human being and realizes that sharing drinks with a member of the opposite sex in public does not constitute as “dating.”
@Gawker Ahh, this has been hilarious and all but, nope. My apologies to Mr. Allen, who must be equally confused. 
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 13, 2014
So, there you have it. She’s still apparently available and as cool as ever. Slide up in her DMs.
Bonus Anna Kendrick gif:
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I wouldn’t mind having sex with her
*bows head. points finger toward sky* “Thank You”
Getting friend-zoned by Anna Kendrick may be the only torture worse than getting your manhood chopped off.
Painfully appropriate. Well done.
So close….. yet so far
Not sure how an article that has “Anna Kendrick is Still Single” in the title only has four likes so far.
<3
Of course she’s single, she’s been waiting for me.