Abusing your “looking busy face” so much at work that it is now your full-time, permanent face. PGP. NC_BusinessGrad 0 2 weeks 40
I just saw a bird crash into the window, break its neck, and fall to it’s death. Lucky bastard. PGP. Pepto Bismol
The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP. NonProfitBetty
This guy I work with walks by my desk every day at 4 to get his mail, signifying there’s an hour left in the workday. We have never spoken or exchanged a glance. He is hands down my favorite coworker. PGP. Crash Davis
Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP. 50MoreYears
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