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My whole weekend is up in the air. Me and The Homie are max chilling, might hit the family ranch, might drink cold szn beers, might do very little and keep a low profile, definitely watching college football. These are the best kind of weekends.
Should be fun.
Listen to us discuss our weekends in fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
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Bought a farm over the summer and finally moved in two weeks ago. House is in shambles and I am in full renovation mode. Might get my mattress off the floor and get the stove hooked up. Can’t wait to sleep in an actual bed.
Sister is in town for the weekend. Gonna smash pizza night, grab a haircut, go out with a lady friend and then maybe do some sex after.
Phrasing.
I miss Archer
woah this really took a turn.This is some real Joe Dirte’ shit here.
Hopefully we finalize our offer on the house today, maybe tomorrow. Get to pick our Astros season ticket seats tomorrow morning, and wife is at work Sunday while I get to watch my hometown Titans get their ass whooped in New England.
Update: They accepted. Down 10% off list price so I’m riding high right now. Pool parties at my house next Houston summer.
Girlfriend is coming to into town. Going to wurstfest tomorrow and maybe Waco on Sunday. Will we do a brunch double date with Chip and Joanna Gaines? who knows.
Prost! Wurstfest will be packed but somehow not as crowded as Magnolia. Enjoy.
As a heads up, all things Magnolia are closed on Sundays, but you can still do other Waco stuff/see it. Have fun!
This is a huge heads up. Thank you!
Flying to Rochester, NY for fiancee’s college friend’s wedding. Going to try to behave and maybe see if the garbage plate is less gross than it looks.
Roch is a fun place to visit. Garbage plates are fantastic drunk food. Also, try to find some Zweigle’s hot dogs. I’m partial to the white hots, but the red hots seem to be the more popular option. You can’t go wrong with either one though. Enjoy the late-season wedding raging.
Thanks for the advice. I told her they look gross, but she says “See how it looks after you’ve had ten beers”. I love that woman.
Can confirm on the white hots. Wegmans should have them in stock. Every time I visit the family down in Georgia, I’m required to bring a coolerful to stock their freezers.
Taking it easy tonight and just watching IU play from my couch.
Tomorrow’s a big day, starting with going to play with 4 week old golden retriever puppies in an attempt to get rid of my puppy fever. Then tomorrow night I’m going out with friends, including my best friend who I haven’t seen in 3 months. The whole crew will finally be together, so lots of alcohol will be drank.
Zero plans this weekend. I am in the office hungover as all hell after seeing Tyler Childers (10/10 would recommend) last night.
Jealous of Childers
Got some friends in town, gonna hit the bars downtown tonight and then watch the Dawgs roll over Auburn under the lights at Sanford. Sunday will be spent nursing a hangover and respecting the troops.
Fundraising event tonight for a youth org I volunteer with. Fireball pregaming with my wife. Work holiday party tomorrow night followed up by a murder mystery themed birthday party for a couple friends. I think we all know what Sunday will look like
Watching Overlord tonight because Nazi zombies. Then tomorrow night is a big family birthday party, which means a 6 hour banquet at a Russian restaurant. Shots of vodka will be taken, food with way too much mayo will be eaten and I will be very hung over on Sunday.
There’s no such thing as too much mayo.
Ever had mediocre Oliv’ye?