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It seems like every month now we sit and wait for Netflix to tell us which of our favorite movies and TV shows will be added to the service and which will be leaving us forever come the first of the month. The streaming lord giveth and the streaming lord taketh away. This month they seem to be axing a ton of fantastic ’90s movies, so you’ve only got a few days left to enjoy classics like Air Bud, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Dumb and Dumber and Cool Runnings.
Netflix is about to cut and slash their massive stockpile of nostalgic movies.
What’s Gone:
March 1
3 Ninjas: Kick Back
Air Bud
Anaconda
Arachnophobia
Brokedown Palace
Cheech & Chong’s Nice Dreams
Cool Runnings
Desperado
Dumb and Dumber
Emma
Evita
Fireproof
Freaky Friday
Fright Night
Girlfight
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Jackass: Number Two
Lords of Dogtown
Old Yeller
Ordinary People
Out of Time
Pretty in Pink
Rachel Getting Married
Riding in Cars with Boys
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
RoboCop 2
RoboCop 3
Saving Silverman
Seven
Swiss Family Robinson
The Baby Sitters Club
The Blair Witch Project
The Graduate
The Possession
The Sweetest Thing
Troop Beverly Hills
March 2
Uptown Girls
March 3
The Preacher’s Wife
March 5
The Muppet Movie
March 11
Flubber
March 12
The Grey
March 15
House on Haunted Hill
Muppet Treasure Island
March 16
The Tale of Despereaux
March 22
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
March 30
Adventure Time: Season 1-4
Ben 10: Season 1-3
Childrens Hospital: Season 1-2
Codename: Kids Next Door: Season 4-6
Cow and Chicken: Season 2
Dexter’s Laboratory: Season 3-4
Dude, What Would Happen?: Season 2
Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy: Season 3-4
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends: Season 2
Johnny Bravo: Season 2
Regular Show: Season 1-4
Robot Chicken: Season 1-2
Samurai Jack: Season 2
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Season 3-4
March 31
Legends of the Fall
What’s getting added:
March 1
Evelyn
Finding Neverland
Mercy Rule
Monster High 13 Wishes
Monster High: Ghouls Rule
30 for 30: Of Miracles and Men
Patch Adams
Rules of Engagement
Teen Witch
The Brothers Grimm
March 5
Food Chains
The ABCs of Death 2
March 6
Aziz Ansari Live at Madison Square Garden
My Own Man
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
March 7
Archer: Season 5
Glee: Season 5
March 9
After the Fall
Cesar Chavez
The Angriest Man in Brooklyn
Tyler Perry’s The Single Moms Club
March 10
Monster High: Haunted
March 11
How to Train Your Dragon 2
March 15
3rd Rock From the Sun: Complete Series
A Different World: Complete Series
Marvel & ESPN Films Present: 1 of 1: Genesis
March 17
You’re Not You
Dummy
March 19
Life Itself
March 20
Bloodline: Season 1
God’s Not Dead
March 22
Mad Men: Season 7
March 23
November Man
March 25
Garfunkel and Oates: Season 1
Turn: Season 1
March 27
Trailer Park Boys: Season 9
Frankie & Alice
March 31
Ask Me Anything
The Man with the Iron Fists
Damn, those new offerings are pretty sparse. Other than Patch Adams, Tina Fey’s newest show Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, new seasons of Mad Men and Archer and a new Aziz Ansari special, it’s not much of anything. I guess 3rd Rock from the Sun has a big following, but that’s gonna be on Hulu Plus as well, so that’s not that big of a deal. March seems to be going out like a lamb as far as Netflix goes.
Oh well, at least by then you’ll be able to watch House of Cards Season 3 again..
[via Hollywood Reporter]
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Fucking finally, been waiting on Archer Season 5 forever.
That makes two
March 7th I’ll be getting drunk and watching Archer.
Just like the Gypsy Woman said!
Hey Shibby.
How can you not count Trailer Park Boys as a victory?
Never seen it but it’s been recommended to me a ton. Definitely gonna check it out.
Don’t you have some offs to fuck?
Why don’t you go make yourself some more cheeseburgers?
Frig off, Lahey.
Petition to keep Cool Runnings. And still waiting on Bob’s Burgers season 4…
The vast majority of these are garbage. Damn near makes me wish Blockbuster was still around.
#shitnobodysays
Blockbuster is still around. It’s called a Netflix account with DVD access.
Mad men season 7 is out right before the final season. perfect timing.
Unless you’re the type of person who regularly smokes a lot of pot and turns on Cartoon Network, I’m pretty sure most people won’t miss these things.
Have we met?
Muppet treasure island is gone! Fuck you Netflix, you get the black spot.
A Different World is a solid addition; I highly recommend folks checking out.
Does Netflix need better negotiators to make deals to keep everything online? Why do they lose programs so frequently?
They have a certain amount of money budgeted for each month/year. When they sign contracts to show a movie or show, it is for a certain amount of time. They figure “Hey we got “show abc” and “move xyz” for our viewers for 3 months. If they watched it in those 3 months, they will want something new to watch. If they didn’t watch it in those 3 months, they must not have wanted to watch it. Either way, out with the old, in with the new.
tl;dr, bc $$$
That’s what I figured. I was naively hoping for more of a hoarding mentality, I guess.