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Season after season, “American Horror Story” has played on popular fears. From clowns to witches to ghosts that are into BDSM. Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have been bringing their A-game to every episode but I can’t help but notice that they are failing to include many far more sinister plot twists. Plot twists we face, some on a daily basis, that are more depraved than any resurrected from a Ouija Board serial killer.
- American Horror Story: Time Warner Cable Customer Service Call
- American Horror Story: Is Pepsi Okay?
- American Horror Story: Conference Call
- American Horror Story: Christmas Decorations in October
- American Horror Story: Increased Guacamole Prices
- American Horror Story: Political Facebook Status
- American Horror Story: iCloud
- American Horror Story: I-35
- American Horror Story: Lean Cuisine
- American Horror Story: Incompetence at the Grocery Self Checkout
- American Horror Story: Text From My Boss
- American Horror Story: Comcast
- American Horror Story: Brazilian Wax
- American Horror Story: My Fantasy Football Team
- American Horror Story: Five Years Experience for an Entry Level Position
- American Horror Story: 70 Second Snapchat Story
- American Horror Story: Engagement Announcement Newsfeed
- American Horror Story: Call From the Gynecologist
- American Horror Story: Twitter Overreaction
- American Horror Story: Netflix Won’t Load
- American Horror Story: Two-Drink Hangover
- American Horror Story: Crossfit
- American Horror Story: Voicemails From Mom
- American Horror Story: Pregnancy Scare
- American Horror Story: Alumni Donation Requests
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I thought this list was funny….also f*ck Comcast.
I didn’t think it was possible to write a shittier listicle than the signs you’re getting fat one, but congrats, you’ve managed to do just that
Thanks!
I hate getting calls from my vaginacologist