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There are no bye weeks in the power moves game.
Blast “Highway to Hell” by AC/DC at an unreasonable volume.
Plan a raid on the rival team’s tailgate in the next lot over.
“How about a game of two-hand touch?”
Shake some rando on a drag route so bad that his son starts to cry.
Tell the rando’s crying son that this is a man’s game.
“All-state isn’t just an insurance company, bitch.”
“YOU take it easy!” when someone tells you to take it easy during two-hand touch.
Douse all of your food in queso.
Start passing around the Fireball three hours before kickoff.
Hop up in the back of a truck bed, dance around and take your shirt off when “Rock and Roll Part 2” comes on.
Boo anyone in an opposing jersey as they walk by, especially children.
Significantly outpace everyone in your consumption of booze.
Seek out a local news crew in hopes of becoming a viral sensation online.
Criticize the host’s barbeque relentlessly.
“Don’t tell me you only used Lawry’s on these ribs, dude…”
Excuse your putrid dizzy bat performance on the low weight of the wiffle ball bat.
Eat way too much.
Drink way too much.
Sing the fight song way too much.
Rally the troops before kickoff with an impassioned speech that oddly resembles Bill Pullman’s speech from Independence Day.
Don’t even go into the game and drink at a bar instead..
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My first year back at LSU post-grad (before Will’s advice not to go back) it took until 5:00 left in the third quarter until I realized I was watching LSU play in a bar…in Baton Rouge…with a ticket to the game. Stumbled to my seats with about 10 minutes left in the game and lots of shame.
Bulldog?
No I think it was Reginelli’s, the pizza place on Chimes can’t even remember now. Even weirder that our tailgate was near Walkon’s all the way across campus.
Last time I was in Baton Rogue, I had a 5 year old harassing me and screaming “TIGER BAIT” while waiting in line for the bathroom. It was great.
I was back in Baton Rouge this week for work. That place looks way different than when I was in school
22. “Did you even go to school here?”
99.9% that answer will be no at a Notre Dame or Ohio State game.
“Get the the fuck out of here you Vanderbilt trash! This is VOL COUNTRY!!!!!” – Extra from the movie Deliverance shouted as my dad and a 12 year old me walked through Neyland stadium. You stay classy, Tennessee.
Bet y’all lost too
This was 2005, so no, Vanderbilt did not lose. Thanks for playing.
Picking on the conference private school is just cruel. Source: A life long Baylor kid
Well, you guys do rape a lot of women sooo…
Unnecessary shitposting.
Alabama fans for sure
I’ll own that.
Tell people you’re the Bag Man and take credit for the latest blue chip recruit signing
Calling the Dawgs at the Rose Bowl to own the Sooners
Will be an away fan in the horseshoe next weekend… wish me luck
Make lots of jokes about their recent transgressions. They’ll love that
Tailgate in Arkansas–Watched my buddy choke slam an old man through the food table. chips and dips went everywhere. In his defense, the old man started it.
Throw up on a little kid or old lady