So you graduated from college. Congratulations, you’re an idiot. You were supposed to stay there and cherish it, but you left in exchange for a worthless piece of paper. Now you can’t find a job, so you’re moving back in with your parents. That’s called devolving. You achieved independence and freedom during your years on campus, and now you’re giving it all back. Is it the end of the world? Maybe not, but it’s pretty fucking close.
How many of these things would you voluntarily do to avoid moving back in with your parents? Be sure to click each link to watch an incredible video of someone doing that particular task.
10. Get hit by a bus.
9. Chug an entire bottle of tequila in under 30 seconds.
8. Get posterized by DeAndre Jordan.
7. Go skydiving without a parachute.
6. Go swimming with great white sharks.
5. Take a line drive to the head from a professional baseball player.
4. Be the assistant in Bill the Butcher’s knife routine.
3. Go wire walking on a windy day.
2. Fight Jon “Bones” Jones on national television.
1. Saw off your own foot.
The shark whisperer is super hot.
I second that.
Yeah, I didn’t see it coming at all, but she’s straight smoke.
You would think she’d be repulsive. Maybe missing one eye, shark bite scars, etc. But nope. Total dime.
Can hold her breath for 5:45, think about that one.
Definitely did. She can probably blow up tons of party balloons.
the best video was the tequila one there was a link to a jager bomb challenge and he drank em to “Born in the USA”
I would do any of those things Just do the shark whisperer would fart on my face.
Guy falling to his death? Well that escalated quickly.
I keep it real, dude. People die when it gets windy.