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Your Gender Reveal Will Be Trash Unless You Blow Shit Up Like This Couple

Gender reveals have gotten pretty bland as of late. No guy wants to go to some overdone party to cut open a cake to figure out if he’s going to be a relaxed dad or an over-protective dad. Women caught on and started switching it up, and soon we saw every guy swinging a baseball bat at a ball full of colored powder. This couple really stepped it up, though:

Ashley Sterkel let her husband Jon shoot at an explosive target, a target that would explode with the color of their baby’s gender. While Jon loved the explosion, as you can tell by him yelling “IT’S A BOY!!!!”, it seems that his neighbors did not. The Sterkel’s were cited with a misdemeanor Monday morning. Apparently, some people miles away heard the explosion and called the cops because their dogs were terrified. Now I don’t know about Nebraska, but here in the backwoods of Virginia, you don’t rat out a neighbor because you hear an explosion. That’s messed up. Rednecks like to blow shit up; that’s science.

What started as a fun plan to get Jon involved in the gender reveal has now resulted in him facing a year in jail and up to a $1,000 fine. My man was just trying to shoot some guns and find out the gender of his child, and now he’s a criminal? Something’s not right with that. I’m on your side, Jon. Congrats.

[h/t Cosmopolitan]

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Delph

Just a big dude from Virginia who loves Dale Earnhardt, guns, and eating red meat.

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