I was at a work conference in Chicago this weekend. On Saturday we went to a Brazilian steakhouse and ran up a $10k bill while openly passing drugs around then went to a rooftop bar where I was doing shots with Mike Glennon and Kyle Long and dancing with Ukrainian models
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Isn’t the term “boggles” my mind?
shown? fuck
You should have showed up shitfaced
Why is this guy bitching about his golf game? He’s taking lessons from Nancy fucking Lopez. Sounds like he’s the problem.
Bic Atlantis or nothing
Is anyone really surprised though
The Cummy
First one in a while I genuinely laughed out loud at
Did you go through this with Lizzie?
I was at a work conference in Chicago this weekend. On Saturday we went to a Brazilian steakhouse and ran up a $10k bill while openly passing drugs around then went to a rooftop bar where I was doing shots with Mike Glennon and Kyle Long and dancing with Ukrainian models
She wants to know you don’t even have a chance of sex with anyone else.
Fuck, I missed the joke.
Big cats rule, little cats drool
My favorite is when somebody that nobody knows sends a company-wide farewell email. Don’t be that guy.
I lost a good chunk of my soul this weekend.
FLORIDA BOUND, BITCHES
I’m bringing my cougar rifle, if you catch my drift
Something something 24 hours til Florida
He wasn’t wrong. It’s literally sponsored by dumpsters. That’s not prestigious. Hell of an event but its not in the same class as The Masters.