I work for a Fortune 500 Company. I'm a 30 year old with a wife that definitely settled, no kids, and a dad body with no intention of changing it. When I'm not working 60 hours a week, I'm grilling, traveling, participating in some activity involving firearms, or slowly turning into my father. You can find me somewhere in Texas, normally with-in sight of the booze.
Yeah, I had my personal phone on and my work phone off, everyone knew I was getting married my boss called as I was walking into the church from a number I didn’t have saved to ask me a question about something trivial. They don’t care.
Are we talking Continental or Western style grip? I’m from the south, and the only handy I ever got from a Northern chick was in college… So I’m curious if they all rock the Continental.
Well, someone’s definition of work wife is extremely literal. Please, enlighten us heathens more with your moral standing. Also, what is an “emotional” affair?
I did. It shocks people on Fridays
Yeah, I had my personal phone on and my work phone off, everyone knew I was getting married my boss called as I was walking into the church from a number I didn’t have saved to ask me a question about something trivial. They don’t care.
Shit, I wish it was high school again… Or college… Or that summer after college…
Are we talking Continental or Western style grip? I’m from the south, and the only handy I ever got from a Northern chick was in college… So I’m curious if they all rock the Continental.
Well, that’s 3 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. No way I could’ve watched the whole thing.
He’s probably got an outstanding legal team though. With all those options to choose from.
Nice blanket statement. I’d be willing bet the majority of us didn’t major in that.
that’s only if you do it on the cheap. If you’re middle class, 22-26 years is more likely.
I’d sell mine too if I knew where it was. I don’t even think I ever opened the package. Could be just a picture of a middle finger.
Yet they always seem to have more furniture…
This… This is my struggle.
Holy fuck. This is how I live my work life.
What a dick
Getting added on LinkedIn by a female vendor you’ve never seen who sounds like a 10. Turns out she looks like -3. PGP.
Well, someone’s definition of work wife is extremely literal. Please, enlighten us heathens more with your moral standing. Also, what is an “emotional” affair?
It’s just like trying to find a real one… Except they know about how much you make from the beginning.
Yeah I know more than a few guys like that. Those are the same guys that’ll CC his supervisor when he points out someone’s mistake.