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Member Since 09/30/2015

Three Reasons It’s Acceptable To Tell Someone They’re Fat

23 Things I Should Buy With My Engagement Ring Refund

A White Guy Translates The Underlying Meaning In The Lyrics Of Birdman’s “4 My Town”

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The Time I Made A Colossal Mistake At Work And Wasn’t Fired

My Kid Won’t Play Football Because All The Money Is On The Mound

She Wants A Ring And I Don’t Know What I’m Doing

How To Turn Your 8-Hour Workday Into A 5.5-Hour Workday

I Went Harder At A Kid’s 1st Birthday Party Than I Did At My Own Birthday Party

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