I agree. Deleting conversations (unless there’s important information from a boss, family member, or plans with a friend) is the way to go. Prevents you from pulling a Duda and overanalyzing every text, which is never helpful.
Trash take. Some of my favorite concert experiences are getting tickets in lower level seating directly horizontal from the stage. Get to see the artist up close while avoiding the pit, plus easy access to head up the steps to the concessions for more alcohol.
At least you’re consistent with your wild takes, and that’s all we can ask for.
Duda if we don’t get a follow up to this fictional column, I’m personally coming for your neck
I almost clawed my eyes out when I read “zest for life”….Goddammit Will
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Agreed, you don’t want to catch the knife hand in a Duda blog, maybe you shouldn’t suck so much.
I agree. Deleting conversations (unless there’s important information from a boss, family member, or plans with a friend) is the way to go. Prevents you from pulling a Duda and overanalyzing every text, which is never helpful.
Touch or gtfo
Trash take. Some of my favorite concert experiences are getting tickets in lower level seating directly horizontal from the stage. Get to see the artist up close while avoiding the pit, plus easy access to head up the steps to the concessions for more alcohol.
Shooters shoot, and shooters drink fucking Vodka Water baby!
You might not, but the reals will. And everyone knows that if you have to piss in a romper you go out the side of one leg hole. Get with the program.
cool dude, you must be the fucking man!
Shooters shoot, and I like to take the Russell Westbrook approach to closing deals. Volume shoot my way to mvp, baby.
Great take Duda.
It’s Derby, get your awful takes outta here.
Shooters shoot
He just had his third kid give him a break, probably doesn’t have time to blog while running the whole company.
Don’t think you get his bit, must be new here.
Bill fucking splitters! @Dave
“Lose my number”……………goodness
To me it look like a leprechaun to me