Living with a couple is just a wild move. You know this guy is thinking in the back of his mind that he’ll be able to somehow swing a drunk threesome. Shoot your shot man.
Mixing Heinz mayo, bbq, ketchup, and mustard from the four dispensers always did it for me as a kid. Didn’t realize it at the time, but it almost tastes like chickfila sauce.
Well if you care about your friend at all you’ll keep it a secret and let her boyfriend to do it when the time is right. If he doesn’t then he really wasn’t ready in the first place. Also keeping a secret really isn’t that hard –
you just don’t say anything to your friend. And he really doesn’t owe you an explanation either. An engagement is between them, it’s their business regardless of what he may have hinted at before.
Yeah but it’s not really your place to push badger your friend’s boyfriend into proposing. It’s his choice to do it when he feels the time is right. My brother bought a ring for his girlfriend over four months ago, she has no idea, and he still hasn’t proposed. He’ll do it when he’s ready to….It’s also possibly more likely for your friend’s boyfriend to pull a Todd and passive aggressively wait on purpose out of spite to make the point that it’s his decision, if you continue badger him.
On to the next one is the right advice for the second girl. If you don’t see it going anywhere with any of the four guys, why waste your/or their time? Seems like hopping back on bumble and finding someone who isn’t just average with no “spark” is the move.
Forget about the scale. If you want to improve your body type you need to do anaerobic exercises. That mean weight training my friend. Which will probably help curb your rampant cynicism that I’m guessing stems from low test and libido.
I hate crossfit and the tough mudder cults as much as the next guy, but if you’re still in your twenties or you aren’t married with kids, or have a job the requires you to travel every single week — and you’re not going to the gym to lift weights combined with some level of cardio at least 4 times a week before or after work, then I don’t have a lot of respect for those people. Trash people with trash dough bodies.
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Two gun that baby!!
Living with a couple is just a wild move. You know this guy is thinking in the back of his mind that he’ll be able to somehow swing a drunk threesome. Shoot your shot man.
Mixing Heinz mayo, bbq, ketchup, and mustard from the four dispensers always did it for me as a kid. Didn’t realize it at the time, but it almost tastes like chickfila sauce.
Well if you care about your friend at all you’ll keep it a secret and let her boyfriend to do it when the time is right. If he doesn’t then he really wasn’t ready in the first place. Also keeping a secret really isn’t that hard –
you just don’t say anything to your friend. And he really doesn’t owe you an explanation either. An engagement is between them, it’s their business regardless of what he may have hinted at before.
Yeah but it’s not really your place to push badger your friend’s boyfriend into proposing. It’s his choice to do it when he feels the time is right. My brother bought a ring for his girlfriend over four months ago, she has no idea, and he still hasn’t proposed. He’ll do it when he’s ready to….It’s also possibly more likely for your friend’s boyfriend to pull a Todd and passive aggressively wait on purpose out of spite to make the point that it’s his decision, if you continue badger him.
@Ross bring back coffee thoughts. This guy’s writing is making me depressed over here.
I’m also old enough to remember a time where Duda wore a hoodie with the sleeves cut off when our good friends over at Touching Base were in Chicago
On to the next one is the right advice for the second girl. If you don’t see it going anywhere with any of the four guys, why waste your/or their time? Seems like hopping back on bumble and finding someone who isn’t just average with no “spark” is the move.
Forget about the scale. If you want to improve your body type you need to do anaerobic exercises. That mean weight training my friend. Which will probably help curb your rampant cynicism that I’m guessing stems from low test and libido.
Cyclist guy is always a little bizarre.
Lotta people on twitter have been clamoring to see a pic on instagram of Dorn posted up in the cut with the Homie and a frosé poolside.
But how are you supposed to meet someone in real life?
Shoot your fucking shot baby!
Thanks!
The “feel myself getting fatter with every sip” line is spot on. Beer is out.
I hate crossfit and the tough mudder cults as much as the next guy, but if you’re still in your twenties or you aren’t married with kids, or have a job the requires you to travel every single week — and you’re not going to the gym to lift weights combined with some level of cardio at least 4 times a week before or after work, then I don’t have a lot of respect for those people. Trash people with trash dough bodies.
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it Micah has transitioned from bananas to eating cheesedicks like this for breakfast.
Dill why don’t you just bring that 64oz Yeti and pack margs for the whole squad?
Forget getting salad cucked. The water with no ice is just an inane move, even for you Micah.