Shambles can be found either working on new recipes in the kitchen, making decisions that will inevitably give him incredible amounts of anxiety, and generally being a walking contradiction of a person.
That doesn’t really mean anything though. Megapixels are great and all but jamming more in doesn’t improve picture quality unless you do a lot of other things (increase sensor area, maintain pixel size) that isn’t typically done in small camera phones. It can actually make things worse by increasing noise (like how an 8 megapixels DSLR takes better pictures than a 13 megapixels camera phone). Source- I am a photographer
I know you said you don’t like getting asked questions but earlier Kendra said that girls don’t mean what they say sometimes so imma ask some questions.
If a girls responds to “did you finish” with “close enough” is that like her letting me down easy or do girls have levels of getting off? I mean guys are pretty binary but it don’t take much for us in the first place, idk.
Where do those desert boot/chukka thingies fit into the shoe hierarchy?
Why would a girl want to do a threesome? Hell, why would a guy? That shit’s scary, I’m barely coordinated enough to pleasure one girl two different ways at once, I can’t split my attention between two. I’d still say yes if two girls asked asked tho.
What’s better- not having a six pack when you start to get with a girl then gaining one later, or having one at the start then slowly send painfully losing it.
Does grey hair really make guys look distinguished or us that another gentle lie?
This is why I like texting a female friend with a quote and some context instead of trying to figure this shit out on my own. I need do app for that. Just phrases girls use a lot, with likely translations ranked by a survey of random girls. You could make one for interpreting what guys mean, the translations would pretty much all be the same.
He’s the asshole PGP deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll troll him. Because it’s funny. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a noisy New Yorker, a caustic contributor. A dick.
As a (kinda) medical professional I will pointedly not say anything about alcohol being bad for you or not. What I will say is that there are so many things out there that can kill you, and if you thought about those all the time you’d live every waking moment in abject terror. And nothing makes you less scared quite like the hooch.
As a (certified) drunk cooking expert I recommend having your ideas for horrifying creations written out somewhere for when you’re drunk and have enough disregard for your life to try. I finally made a cookie dough/churro crepe a while back.
Should I be ashamed? Yes, especially since it was the size of a Chipotle burrito and I fried the whole thing.
Nuh-uh, denial ’til I die. Tony Horton says age is just a number and I’ve been conditioned to listen to whatever he says. I’ll live like a monk for 5 days a week in preparation to barely make it through another weekend. After getting used to yoga and baked fish all week I’m surprised my body doesn’t go into shock when I wash down a whole idea with a pitcher of strawberry marg on Friday. Remember folks- if you take care of your body, it’ll be a little more forgiving the times you do your level best to destroy it.
This makes me feel a little better about all the times I took 93 up to Boston and sat in traffic fir an hour or two. Think I’d have spent all of what little money I had on disinfecting wipes if I took the train
Someone marry this man. Good lord, look at those lats. This inspired me so much I signed up to donate blood (because I have no money to give), and then I kicked my chair away and did 50 push-ups
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#BeNicerToEveryone
#StillFireJayTas
That doesn’t really mean anything though. Megapixels are great and all but jamming more in doesn’t improve picture quality unless you do a lot of other things (increase sensor area, maintain pixel size) that isn’t typically done in small camera phones. It can actually make things worse by increasing noise (like how an 8 megapixels DSLR takes better pictures than a 13 megapixels camera phone). Source- I am a photographer
*my past week, articles here have been on point
Reading this after the past week is like eating a fresh doughnut after 3 days of wheatgrass-kale-gogi berry bullshit smoothies. Thank you
Scientifically? Not much. In terms of grilling? Beer is a pretty good marinade
cool thanks
I know you said you don’t like getting asked questions but earlier Kendra said that girls don’t mean what they say sometimes so imma ask some questions.
If a girls responds to “did you finish” with “close enough” is that like her letting me down easy or do girls have levels of getting off? I mean guys are pretty binary but it don’t take much for us in the first place, idk.
Where do those desert boot/chukka thingies fit into the shoe hierarchy?
Why would a girl want to do a threesome? Hell, why would a guy? That shit’s scary, I’m barely coordinated enough to pleasure one girl two different ways at once, I can’t split my attention between two. I’d still say yes if two girls asked asked tho.
What’s better- not having a six pack when you start to get with a girl then gaining one later, or having one at the start then slowly send painfully losing it.
Does grey hair really make guys look distinguished or us that another gentle lie?
This is why I like texting a female friend with a quote and some context instead of trying to figure this shit out on my own. I need do app for that. Just phrases girls use a lot, with likely translations ranked by a survey of random girls. You could make one for interpreting what guys mean, the translations would pretty much all be the same.
He’s the asshole PGP deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll troll him. Because it’s funny. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a noisy New Yorker, a caustic contributor. A dick.
Welcome back buddy
#FireJayTas
Hey, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
As a (kinda) medical professional I will pointedly not say anything about alcohol being bad for you or not. What I will say is that there are so many things out there that can kill you, and if you thought about those all the time you’d live every waking moment in abject terror. And nothing makes you less scared quite like the hooch.
As a (certified) drunk cooking expert I recommend having your ideas for horrifying creations written out somewhere for when you’re drunk and have enough disregard for your life to try. I finally made a cookie dough/churro crepe a while back.
Should I be ashamed? Yes, especially since it was the size of a Chipotle burrito and I fried the whole thing.
Am I ashamed? No, it was delicious.
They taste like lime soda, it’s great
Two words:
Shotgun Straw
#TeamWhite
(this is probably not the best hashtag)
Nuh-uh, denial ’til I die. Tony Horton says age is just a number and I’ve been conditioned to listen to whatever he says. I’ll live like a monk for 5 days a week in preparation to barely make it through another weekend. After getting used to yoga and baked fish all week I’m surprised my body doesn’t go into shock when I wash down a whole idea with a pitcher of strawberry marg on Friday. Remember folks- if you take care of your body, it’ll be a little more forgiving the times you do your level best to destroy it.
Just a little tho.
Chill on me bruh.
“On fleek” is trash tho. There’s no need for a phrase that means “on point” when you could just say “on point.”
This makes me feel a little better about all the times I took 93 up to Boston and sat in traffic fir an hour or two. Think I’d have spent all of what little money I had on disinfecting wipes if I took the train
Cold as ice.
I’ll pitch in $1.50
Someone marry this man. Good lord, look at those lats. This inspired me so much I signed up to donate blood (because I have no money to give), and then I kicked my chair away and did 50 push-ups
Ooh, outed by IPA