Any activity outside of your daily norm being classified as “exercise.” PGP.

Getting angry whenever you see urine on the toilet seat. PGP.

Contemplating marriage strictly for the tax breaks. PGP.

People I don’t even know asked me how my vacation was. PGP.

Wondering if the janitor does anything to your workstation after cleaning the mess you leave behind daily. PGP.

Boss decided to include a quiz after each meeting just to make sure we all paid attention. PGP.

Wishing that there was an adult nap time. PGP.

“Didn’t you get the memo?” PGP.

Just mouthing the words as people are singing happy birthday to an annoying coworker. PGP.

Looking forward to trips home because your parents always cook extra food for you to bring back. PGP.