I work in Logistics.
I am a dad
I like the Gym.
I like Texas Tech Football.
I like San Antonio Basketball.
I like Brunch,Biscuits, and Breakfast Tacos
Living and dying in the DFW.
I’d like to included another person in this list. I call her “hopeless girl”. Akin to the biggest loser, the hopeless girl is usually an amorphous fat “shape” (she has no real defining shape) who thinks that using the trainer will make things better. However, its not her fat or body shape that defines her. Nope. Its the face. No matter how many squats she squeezes out, no matter how miles she throws down on the elliptical or crunches she can muster, she will always have that same busted face and there isn’t an exercise in the book that can fix that. You..you weird faced, hard to look at gym rat, are the hopeless girl.
Don’t forget to mention deeply personal issues or revelations that might be better suited for sharing with a close loved one or friend rather than literally the entire world.
Her voice sounds like a school bus fire full of small animals (kittens, puppies, etc..) and children during the apocalypse while Nickleback plays in the background mixed with some chalkboard scratching and that noise your fork makes when you accidentally scrape your plate with it.
Your company provides top shelf open bars? I’m working in the wrong place…
Once 30 hits its kind of open season right?
#TeamNoKidsBefore30
So…there won’t be an 8th Harry Potter?
Really thought there would be more pics.
Your gif. game is on point.
so jelly
#ThingsBuzzFeedWouldPost
This sucks. Need more foxes.
Yeah, for real. When did this become buzzfeed? God, buzzfeed is awful.
I’d like to included another person in this list. I call her “hopeless girl”. Akin to the biggest loser, the hopeless girl is usually an amorphous fat “shape” (she has no real defining shape) who thinks that using the trainer will make things better. However, its not her fat or body shape that defines her. Nope. Its the face. No matter how many squats she squeezes out, no matter how miles she throws down on the elliptical or crunches she can muster, she will always have that same busted face and there isn’t an exercise in the book that can fix that. You..you weird faced, hard to look at gym rat, are the hopeless girl.
Pretty sure I said number 7, like, a month ago. Great minds I suppose….
I just can’t wait for Miley to die.
Don’t forget to mention deeply personal issues or revelations that might be better suited for sharing with a close loved one or friend rather than literally the entire world.
Did this exact thing yesterday. It worked.
Her voice sounds like a school bus fire full of small animals (kittens, puppies, etc..) and children during the apocalypse while Nickleback plays in the background mixed with some chalkboard scratching and that noise your fork makes when you accidentally scrape your plate with it.
You have a door?
No more Nattys. Craft brew IPAs only.
I’m nearly in tears. So happy to have College Football back.
And this wins the internet today.