No invite? That’s cool, I see how it is. I’m def not vindictive but I’ll remember this for fucking ever. But seriously, it’s all good. Def no worries and so on and so forth
Guys, I know I joke around a lot and have a dark/sarcastic/satirical sense of humor on here and it’s cool if I make you laugh but after reading about the dude who’s wife had an affair, that really fucked my vibe up. That’s no joke and that’s extremely messed up and wildly selfish on her part. To the dude who this happened to: the best revenge is to become massively successful. Not in terms of wealth alone but in happiness. Deep down your wife is a miserable person so let her wither away in her shitty decisions while you rebuild. Keep your mind occupied with shit that you like and try new shit until something sticks and then focus on that thing hard. She’ll act like she’s happy and project a false image to keep her image clean but it’s bullshit and you know it. You’ll win out in the end if you don’t let it kill you. Stay up, dude!
“I hope you had a lot of fun and made a lot of memories because you just spent hundreds of thousands of dollars that will cripple you with debt payments for decades to come just to get a job that you can technically do without going to get that piece of paper that we call a degree. There are a lot of dumb people in positions that you thought required intelligence growing up, many, many dumb and lazy people. They will get ahead of you in career advancement, they will become successful, they will destroy your soul but you can rest your hat on that delicious TV dinner and that can of lite beer waiting for you at home. Don’t ever question anything because reality will really take its toll mentally and the world you thought you knew will rip off it’s beautiful disguise to show you that this is a breeding ground for barbaric savages and retarded demons but there will be nice views along the way. Just remember that it’s all bullshit and to say yes to drugs despite what these adults told you growing up because drugs are mini vacations for poor people and like it or not, you are a poor person!”
I quickly scrolled and misread the title and thought it said “The Best Rimjobs on Craigslist This Week: Liars and Poop” and then my brain accepted that as a viable thing that you’d find in Craigslist
Finally, I was able to wrap my cold, dead hands around this nitro brew. I think I’m going to start an addiction clinic for people who love coffee too much and the majority of the proceeds will go to coffee plantations so they can make more coffee and increase our membership to the clinic so that we can expand and gain spheres of influences until we surpass the influence levels of Christianity then I want to create another morning staple to create competition and the illusion of free choice so that the lemmings can divide themselves and kill each other all in the name of ego and I’ll just watch as I gain all the money from funding both sides of the operation. (Don’t worry, this business model is def not happening in real life at all)
That was no slight to food trucks, I love street tacos and all that shit. I’m just saying that now’s a really good time to start a food truck because there’s gonna be a lot of hungry ppl around in about a year or 2
Guys, the future is mobile and no, I don’t mean mobile apps or mobile phones. I’m talking about mobile homes. All of us are already too poor to change our socio economic status and when the financial system collapses a lot of ppl will be out of work, those jobs will then get automated so we will have another great human migration and food trucks will be on the fore front of feeding an entire nations worth of refugees looking to make some money to buy their next corn dog lathered in questionable yellow cheese sauce
Although I think virtual reality is a cool concept that has many different use cases, I really think augmented reality is the next big thing. It’s like adding in a virtual layer over the current world we see without being fully immersed in a digitally created environment. OCR technology is also on the rise and it will be a huge implementation into everyday devices once the IOT comes to fruition. With all that being said, our physical world that we see in this dimension is basically a virtual reality environment created by light and vibrations. There’s no telling what’s behind our conscious dimension but after experience DMT, I can say that there are entities behind our framework and we are in a direct parallels with another energy that we cannot see in our realm. That being said, I really love nitro brew coffee, like a lot. Like, I think I like it more than most people at this point
I love tacos, The Black Angels are really good live, LSD is really fun and spiritually cleansing, The Celtics got embarrassed, hard ciders destroy my life, working the way we humans work seems outdated and dumb, nitro brew is on the level of sex, sex is good…really good, might nap under my desk and contemplate being in a constant Dream state so I don’t have to face reality
Thanks, dude (sorry, I don’t know your real name). I’m about to cosmonaut myself and head to the show. We’ll see what happens, might have to write a column about this
Tonight I’m going to my favorite Mexican place called El Centro to celebrate Cinco then dropping some ‘cid and going to get my face melted off by The Black Angels concert and then probably explore and get lost outside in the cold world somewhere until I come back down
Your first house should be a multi-family house that will make you passive income while also allowing yourself to live for free. Once you save up enough again to move out then buy another and keep the passive income flowing so if you happen to lose your job, you have a fallback. Keep the cycle going until you don’t have to work anymore and then move to Santorini, sip chilled wine on the cliff edges, and watch as the world slowly implodes on itself in mass chaos and financial ruin!
Apparently, they don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo per the girl I just wished happy Cinco de Mayo to at my work who is from Mexico….guys, don’t worry, I’m not going to let this set back hold me down. I’m going to get a nitro brew and then re-evaluate every other lie we’ve all grown up believing
Guys, you’re missing the bigger picture here. People gotta pay those insane taxes in order to keep the killing machine going and what better group of people to have pay then the trustafarians and happy sun people who pretend to rally against the aforementioned machine as if they can create world peace. It’s irony to the infinite degree. I love California, don’t get me wrong but let’s be honest…when the nukes start exploding, it’s the first state closest to the enemies capable of attacking us. Also, no one is going to survive a nuclear war besides maybe a handful of high ranking diplomats and CEO’s so why not live a little and move to California to enjoy the views and get a front row seat to the fireworks show? I say eat those canned food items you’ve been stockpiling in your basement as you lie to yourself and think you’re going to survive lol
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No invite? That’s cool, I see how it is. I’m def not vindictive but I’ll remember this for fucking ever. But seriously, it’s all good. Def no worries and so on and so forth
I’m on that American Express Gold Premier Rewards Card life.
Guys, I know I joke around a lot and have a dark/sarcastic/satirical sense of humor on here and it’s cool if I make you laugh but after reading about the dude who’s wife had an affair, that really fucked my vibe up. That’s no joke and that’s extremely messed up and wildly selfish on her part. To the dude who this happened to: the best revenge is to become massively successful. Not in terms of wealth alone but in happiness. Deep down your wife is a miserable person so let her wither away in her shitty decisions while you rebuild. Keep your mind occupied with shit that you like and try new shit until something sticks and then focus on that thing hard. She’ll act like she’s happy and project a false image to keep her image clean but it’s bullshit and you know it. You’ll win out in the end if you don’t let it kill you. Stay up, dude!
“I hope you had a lot of fun and made a lot of memories because you just spent hundreds of thousands of dollars that will cripple you with debt payments for decades to come just to get a job that you can technically do without going to get that piece of paper that we call a degree. There are a lot of dumb people in positions that you thought required intelligence growing up, many, many dumb and lazy people. They will get ahead of you in career advancement, they will become successful, they will destroy your soul but you can rest your hat on that delicious TV dinner and that can of lite beer waiting for you at home. Don’t ever question anything because reality will really take its toll mentally and the world you thought you knew will rip off it’s beautiful disguise to show you that this is a breeding ground for barbaric savages and retarded demons but there will be nice views along the way. Just remember that it’s all bullshit and to say yes to drugs despite what these adults told you growing up because drugs are mini vacations for poor people and like it or not, you are a poor person!”
I quickly scrolled and misread the title and thought it said “The Best Rimjobs on Craigslist This Week: Liars and Poop” and then my brain accepted that as a viable thing that you’d find in Craigslist
“Using hair conditioner causes radioactive particles to stick to your scalp after a nuclear blast ;)”
Finally, I was able to wrap my cold, dead hands around this nitro brew. I think I’m going to start an addiction clinic for people who love coffee too much and the majority of the proceeds will go to coffee plantations so they can make more coffee and increase our membership to the clinic so that we can expand and gain spheres of influences until we surpass the influence levels of Christianity then I want to create another morning staple to create competition and the illusion of free choice so that the lemmings can divide themselves and kill each other all in the name of ego and I’ll just watch as I gain all the money from funding both sides of the operation. (Don’t worry, this business model is def not happening in real life at all)
Stay woke, guys. The illuminati has already set up and scheduled our lives to their agenda lol
That was no slight to food trucks, I love street tacos and all that shit. I’m just saying that now’s a really good time to start a food truck because there’s gonna be a lot of hungry ppl around in about a year or 2
Guys, the future is mobile and no, I don’t mean mobile apps or mobile phones. I’m talking about mobile homes. All of us are already too poor to change our socio economic status and when the financial system collapses a lot of ppl will be out of work, those jobs will then get automated so we will have another great human migration and food trucks will be on the fore front of feeding an entire nations worth of refugees looking to make some money to buy their next corn dog lathered in questionable yellow cheese sauce
Although I think virtual reality is a cool concept that has many different use cases, I really think augmented reality is the next big thing. It’s like adding in a virtual layer over the current world we see without being fully immersed in a digitally created environment. OCR technology is also on the rise and it will be a huge implementation into everyday devices once the IOT comes to fruition. With all that being said, our physical world that we see in this dimension is basically a virtual reality environment created by light and vibrations. There’s no telling what’s behind our conscious dimension but after experience DMT, I can say that there are entities behind our framework and we are in a direct parallels with another energy that we cannot see in our realm. That being said, I really love nitro brew coffee, like a lot. Like, I think I like it more than most people at this point
I love tacos, The Black Angels are really good live, LSD is really fun and spiritually cleansing, The Celtics got embarrassed, hard ciders destroy my life, working the way we humans work seems outdated and dumb, nitro brew is on the level of sex, sex is good…really good, might nap under my desk and contemplate being in a constant Dream state so I don’t have to face reality
Thanks, dude (sorry, I don’t know your real name). I’m about to cosmonaut myself and head to the show. We’ll see what happens, might have to write a column about this
Tonight I’m going to my favorite Mexican place called El Centro to celebrate Cinco then dropping some ‘cid and going to get my face melted off by The Black Angels concert and then probably explore and get lost outside in the cold world somewhere until I come back down
The dick sleeve is the next wave, guys. Girls love penises…and art
Your first house should be a multi-family house that will make you passive income while also allowing yourself to live for free. Once you save up enough again to move out then buy another and keep the passive income flowing so if you happen to lose your job, you have a fallback. Keep the cycle going until you don’t have to work anymore and then move to Santorini, sip chilled wine on the cliff edges, and watch as the world slowly implodes on itself in mass chaos and financial ruin!
Apparently, they don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo per the girl I just wished happy Cinco de Mayo to at my work who is from Mexico….guys, don’t worry, I’m not going to let this set back hold me down. I’m going to get a nitro brew and then re-evaluate every other lie we’ve all grown up believing
Do all the psyches, man. Not all at once but at least once. Gamble with your mind here and there
Guys, you’re missing the bigger picture here. People gotta pay those insane taxes in order to keep the killing machine going and what better group of people to have pay then the trustafarians and happy sun people who pretend to rally against the aforementioned machine as if they can create world peace. It’s irony to the infinite degree. I love California, don’t get me wrong but let’s be honest…when the nukes start exploding, it’s the first state closest to the enemies capable of attacking us. Also, no one is going to survive a nuclear war besides maybe a handful of high ranking diplomats and CEO’s so why not live a little and move to California to enjoy the views and get a front row seat to the fireworks show? I say eat those canned food items you’ve been stockpiling in your basement as you lie to yourself and think you’re going to survive lol
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