I’ve been growing out my beard for 29 years and it’s almost at full bloom seedy Jesus status. Now that my hair is long and flowing like a lion’s main, I’m ready to start running up to strangers and rubbing my beard bristles on their faces then scurry away laughing out loud
That ex is fucking everywhere man. We as dudes need to stop dating that girl. She’s a soul ruiner and you and I know those positivity and happiness posts on her social media are a veneer for a deeper void of attention, daddy issues, and collecting “likes” like the hearts she ate. We need to band together as dudes and point and laugh at her so she understands real life lol
I too keep everything because as I said yesterday, people and events circle back around during your life. For example, if and when I see my ex again and we end up taking, open wounds will probably be discussed and since most people have a selective memory it’s always nice to have evidence in writing so when she tries to pin something on me I can be like “hold on, let me just reference my fucking Rolodex Index of delusional lies…oh look, see right here, you said this and look there’s even a time stamp lol” it’s evil but if you spell it backwards you begin to understand the inner working of most people and society
Just had some cold brew from some brand I won’t say because I’m not a corporate brand ambassador stooge but OMG, take my fucking money! Take it all, it’s so god damn good! I’m thinking about investing heavily into this company instead of Raytheon, Lockheed Martin and the ilk because this coffee stuff is what peps up those workers to make more death firework machines. Basically kids, what I’m saying is you should put your money at the source of things since we’re entering a Dark Age of war soon and also invest in heroin. Definitely invest in heroin since that’s also another revenue bi-product source of these blockbuster get films, I mean wars lol
Guys, leave it to me to explain superstitious horseshit, okay. Nothing happens for a reason because reasoning is subjective. Also, nothing actually happens because we are placed in a simulation of consciousness and code that simulates a physical reality. Everything occurs in a spiral effect that ends up spinning into itself where the end meets the beginning and infinitely continues as new layers to the same dimension are formed. I’m a Non-PhD. I know stuff
Bought some cold brew in a jar last night for this morning. I love past me for thinking ahead like that. Now I’m off to physical therapy to make my leg as sexy as my other leg and then I’m going to go to work and be sad because being confined to an office filled with soulless former people, people is killing my vibe
“Freedom” is the marketing slogan buzzword that they use to get everybody onboard while we willingly give away our freedoms to corporate conglomerates who use our own data against us. We are much freer than most countries due to the courage and honor of brave men and women who go over and fight these wars but at the same time If we at home can’t see the bars, you can’t realize the prison that you are living in. When you give billions of dollars in weapons contracts/supplies to Saudi Arabia after knowing they had a hand in 9/11 and were omitted from the official report while also back funding the same terror organizations we fight against, the sentimental value of war and keeping the homeland safe seems to be used against us since we are essentially the funding source for all of this. Like any business, there are overhead costs but an initial investment that generates hundreds of billions more in black money revenue is hard to deny. The truth sucks, people that’s why it’s rarely ever told.
They achieve billions in profit for contract defense companies and their holders, resources for us while depleting 3rd world populations, a canvas to instill the illusion of democracy in a shattered landscape of broken people, the creation of new terror groups to keep the perpetual profit cycle afloat, experimentation grounds for the latest and greatest weapons technology, the ability to set up influence base camps to create a global totalitarian network, massive migrations of people to cause economic imbalance to neighboring countries, a new breeding ground for the black market drug trade, and many more achievements
Oh yeah? How do teenagers feel about the fact that they don’t have a future at all? Lol where are those statistics?
How do teenagers feel about cosmic pollination or evaporating pensions/401k contributions? That’s right, no one give a fuck about what teenagers think because teenagers just recently found out they can get boners or have their vaginas bleed once a month and they are worth nothing besides maybe a future prospect for the dying/stagnant office world that’s gonna destroy their already jaded little lives.
For the record, I don’t live at home and I’m still a loser.
My work’s coffee café ran out of nitro brew per the 20 year old barista who acts like he’s smarter than me. This is soul crushing. Now I realize that we live in a world where people die every single day. I’m gonna have to go get a cup of that cheap hot coffee like a fucking loser and then sip on that sadness serum in this 90 degree heat. Fuck this place
Are you talking about the clandestine government labs imbedded in the mountain ranges out west that harbor alien technology and certain alien species that’s we’ve formed Alia cars with since WWII….oh, wait the dogssss. Never bid, wrong meeting. Sorry
Guys, this is another soft method of getting the masses to become socially aware of changing times and sexual dynamics but blurring the lines between male/female perceptions. It’s a great way to expose the hypocrites and Mr. Me Too’s. Art, Fashion, and music are good platforms to transcend political change from a grassroots perspective because these things are universally relatable. For example, many dudes who are misogynistic or macho by nature could be influenced by the onslaught of marketing initiatives and online attention the male romper thing is getting and could potentially be influenced to convert on a purchase due to their low IQ thresholds. This will expose their predisposed hypocrisy. It’s similar to many conservatives in religious areas of our country who frequent gay porn sites behind closed doors or diddle little boys/perform satanic ritual sacrifices after they give church sermons on Sunday yet vote against homosexuality in the political realm and also vote against pro-choice initiatives so they have continued recruitment for their pp touching/post birth murderous tendencies lol
You know, this is a bit unconventional but if you dress in a trench coat on ykurblast day and wear sunglasses and then walk around the office and finger gun ppl you don’t like as they look sat you then you probably won’t have to go to “Happy” Hour with then let alone have to go to work anymore, period
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I’ve been growing out my beard for 29 years and it’s almost at full bloom seedy Jesus status. Now that my hair is long and flowing like a lion’s main, I’m ready to start running up to strangers and rubbing my beard bristles on their faces then scurry away laughing out loud
That ex is fucking everywhere man. We as dudes need to stop dating that girl. She’s a soul ruiner and you and I know those positivity and happiness posts on her social media are a veneer for a deeper void of attention, daddy issues, and collecting “likes” like the hearts she ate. We need to band together as dudes and point and laugh at her so she understands real life lol
I too keep everything because as I said yesterday, people and events circle back around during your life. For example, if and when I see my ex again and we end up taking, open wounds will probably be discussed and since most people have a selective memory it’s always nice to have evidence in writing so when she tries to pin something on me I can be like “hold on, let me just reference my fucking Rolodex Index of delusional lies…oh look, see right here, you said this and look there’s even a time stamp lol” it’s evil but if you spell it backwards you begin to understand the inner working of most people and society
Just had some cold brew from some brand I won’t say because I’m not a corporate brand ambassador stooge but OMG, take my fucking money! Take it all, it’s so god damn good! I’m thinking about investing heavily into this company instead of Raytheon, Lockheed Martin and the ilk because this coffee stuff is what peps up those workers to make more death firework machines. Basically kids, what I’m saying is you should put your money at the source of things since we’re entering a Dark Age of war soon and also invest in heroin. Definitely invest in heroin since that’s also another revenue bi-product source of these blockbuster get films, I mean wars lol
Guys, leave it to me to explain superstitious horseshit, okay. Nothing happens for a reason because reasoning is subjective. Also, nothing actually happens because we are placed in a simulation of consciousness and code that simulates a physical reality. Everything occurs in a spiral effect that ends up spinning into itself where the end meets the beginning and infinitely continues as new layers to the same dimension are formed. I’m a Non-PhD. I know stuff
Bought some cold brew in a jar last night for this morning. I love past me for thinking ahead like that. Now I’m off to physical therapy to make my leg as sexy as my other leg and then I’m going to go to work and be sad because being confined to an office filled with soulless former people, people is killing my vibe
“Having Pipa’s hand in marriage….priceless”
“Freedom” is the marketing slogan buzzword that they use to get everybody onboard while we willingly give away our freedoms to corporate conglomerates who use our own data against us. We are much freer than most countries due to the courage and honor of brave men and women who go over and fight these wars but at the same time If we at home can’t see the bars, you can’t realize the prison that you are living in. When you give billions of dollars in weapons contracts/supplies to Saudi Arabia after knowing they had a hand in 9/11 and were omitted from the official report while also back funding the same terror organizations we fight against, the sentimental value of war and keeping the homeland safe seems to be used against us since we are essentially the funding source for all of this. Like any business, there are overhead costs but an initial investment that generates hundreds of billions more in black money revenue is hard to deny. The truth sucks, people that’s why it’s rarely ever told.
They achieve billions in profit for contract defense companies and their holders, resources for us while depleting 3rd world populations, a canvas to instill the illusion of democracy in a shattered landscape of broken people, the creation of new terror groups to keep the perpetual profit cycle afloat, experimentation grounds for the latest and greatest weapons technology, the ability to set up influence base camps to create a global totalitarian network, massive migrations of people to cause economic imbalance to neighboring countries, a new breeding ground for the black market drug trade, and many more achievements
Thinking about taking my PGP thoughts and commentary to the stand up comedy stage to pay down my ransom debt to Sallie who kidnapped my fucking soul
Guys, there’s no “i” in “me”, guys
I mean, I say it to my son Diane when he’s in the batters box at his Little League game….
Oh yeah? How do teenagers feel about the fact that they don’t have a future at all? Lol where are those statistics?
How do teenagers feel about cosmic pollination or evaporating pensions/401k contributions? That’s right, no one give a fuck about what teenagers think because teenagers just recently found out they can get boners or have their vaginas bleed once a month and they are worth nothing besides maybe a future prospect for the dying/stagnant office world that’s gonna destroy their already jaded little lives.
For the record, I don’t live at home and I’m still a loser.
My work’s coffee café ran out of nitro brew per the 20 year old barista who acts like he’s smarter than me. This is soul crushing. Now I realize that we live in a world where people die every single day. I’m gonna have to go get a cup of that cheap hot coffee like a fucking loser and then sip on that sadness serum in this 90 degree heat. Fuck this place
Fuck yeah, Slider. Good luck with that shit!
Typos! OMG, someone digitally yell at me!
Are you talking about the clandestine government labs imbedded in the mountain ranges out west that harbor alien technology and certain alien species that’s we’ve formed Alia cars with since WWII….oh, wait the dogssss. Never bid, wrong meeting. Sorry
Guys, this is another soft method of getting the masses to become socially aware of changing times and sexual dynamics but blurring the lines between male/female perceptions. It’s a great way to expose the hypocrites and Mr. Me Too’s. Art, Fashion, and music are good platforms to transcend political change from a grassroots perspective because these things are universally relatable. For example, many dudes who are misogynistic or macho by nature could be influenced by the onslaught of marketing initiatives and online attention the male romper thing is getting and could potentially be influenced to convert on a purchase due to their low IQ thresholds. This will expose their predisposed hypocrisy. It’s similar to many conservatives in religious areas of our country who frequent gay porn sites behind closed doors or diddle little boys/perform satanic ritual sacrifices after they give church sermons on Sunday yet vote against homosexuality in the political realm and also vote against pro-choice initiatives so they have continued recruitment for their pp touching/post birth murderous tendencies lol
It’s my coping mechanism for dealing with the truth. Laughter is the best medicine so they say
You know, this is a bit unconventional but if you dress in a trench coat on ykurblast day and wear sunglasses and then walk around the office and finger gun ppl you don’t like as they look sat you then you probably won’t have to go to “Happy” Hour with then let alone have to go to work anymore, period