Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on Poll: Would You Rather Have Mondays Or Fridays Off? ^ this guy knows what he’s talking about 35 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on Printed out ten copies of my resume on my office printer. And used the nice paper. PGPM Absolutely 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on The Generic Blog Name Generator Wandering through Truffle and Knee Boots: BeYOUtiful…. Just like college 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on Thought I had to poop so I went to the bathroom but it ended just being a big fart. Still stayed in the stall for 10 min. PGP. Better than expecting to fart and shitting your pants 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on Every Thought That Goes Through Your Head After Getting Hammered At A Work Event I’m at about 10 double handed face wipes today. People are starting to judge me. -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on The World Is Ending Because Bedazzled Bridal Selfie Sticks Are A Thing Now “I will not carry a selfie stick down the aisle at my wedding” -Millennial Pledge 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on Wait...there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP. I work for a bank in the city of Columbus and still didn’t get the day off 30 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Go To Music Festivals So perfect that I cringed the entire time reading it 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on I Finally Found A Work Wife And We Couldn't Be Happier It’s all fun and games until you accidentally sleep with her -2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on Sort by: Price Low to High. PGP. And clicking to page 2 to avoid the cheap shit but definitely no going past page 3. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on I Went Too Hard During Homecoming Weekend And I Can Never Go Back, Part 1 Just like my sex life 35 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on The Respectable Slacker's Guide To Mailing It In My day exactly minus the time spent at the range. Unfortunately it rains about 80% of the time in Ohio so it’s pretty obvious you weren’t at a client meeting when you come back soaking wet. -2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on The Time My Boyfriend Shit The Bed And Killed Our Relationship I once blacked out and voluntarily shit into my night stand as my friends and girlfriend watched in amusement/disgust. We’re still together 29 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on My Favorite Places To Do Blow In The Office You’re doing too much, do less 34 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on Power Ranking The 7 Best Break Room Snacks Dip those Rold Golds in some creamy peanut butter 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on How Mario Kart Almost Destroyed My Best Friend's Wedding 4.) When you lose the Rock Paper Scissors match for Yoshi and your night just goes downhill from there 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on Let's Take A Minute To Talk About Monogamous Sex “Late night bowlski” PGP 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Wine Tasting “Two Alka Seltzer, a large Glacier Freeze Gatorade, and a packet of Emergenc-C” on point 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 9 years ago on This Is Why I Skip Leg Day Made this same mistake last week. I’m still walking around like I got bent over by Peter North. 38 Log in to reply or vote on comments
^ this guy knows what he’s talking about
Absolutely
Wandering through Truffle and Knee Boots: BeYOUtiful…. Just like college
Preach
Better than expecting to fart and shitting your pants
I’m at about 10 double handed face wipes today. People are starting to judge me.
“I will not carry a selfie stick down the aisle at my wedding” -Millennial Pledge
I work for a bank in the city of Columbus and still didn’t get the day off
So perfect that I cringed the entire time reading it
It’s all fun and games until you accidentally sleep with her
And clicking to page 2 to avoid the cheap shit but definitely no going past page 3.
Just like my sex life
My day exactly minus the time spent at the range. Unfortunately it rains about 80% of the time in Ohio so it’s pretty obvious you weren’t at a client meeting when you come back soaking wet.
I once blacked out and voluntarily shit into my night stand as my friends and girlfriend watched in amusement/disgust. We’re still together
You’re doing too much, do less
Dip those Rold Golds in some creamy peanut butter
4.) When you lose the Rock Paper Scissors match for Yoshi and your night just goes downhill from there
“Late night bowlski” PGP
“Two Alka Seltzer, a large Glacier Freeze Gatorade, and a packet of Emergenc-C” on point
Made this same mistake last week. I’m still walking around like I got bent over by Peter North.