Slipped on ice, threw my back out. No PTO left until 2017. PGP.

Younger coworkers refer to me as “Grandpa” because I drive my Grandma’s old Lincoln. PGP.

“How bout this heat?” PGP.

Went to bed at tip off but telling everybody I watched the whole game. PGP.

Mom and Dad sent me as the “family rep” to Easter dinner because they didn’t want to go. PGP.

Flo from Progressive is worth 5 million. PGP.

Looking at apartments in the city but knowing damn well I’ll be at my parents for the long run. PGP.

Applying for part time jobs while working at your full time job. PGP.

“Are you ready for this snow?” PGP.

My Boss and our secretary have daily conversations about their Magic The Gathering strategies. PGP.