HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Women Are Pimping Themselves Out Thanks To The Government Shutdown I blame Obama for everything, from the drone strikes to my hangover, so why can’t she? -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Women Are Pimping Themselves Out Thanks To The Government Shutdown God bless the USA! 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on "Why do we not have Columbus Day off? This company is un-American." PGP. Columbus was kind of an asshole, in the most American way possible. -9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 5 People Who Need To Die In Season Four Of The Walking Dead 2-5 are just there for show. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 5 People Who Need To Die In Season Four Of The Walking Dead You must have no friends. Carl needs to die. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 5 People Who Need To Die In Season Four Of The Walking Dead I would so hit that. -18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Meet Dan Price, The Guy Who Lives On $5,000 A Year I don’t have a mediocre job, but maybe that’s why my life sucks just as much as yours. -12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Meet Dan Price, The Guy Who Lives On $5,000 A Year Haha, and I can’t even live on 5k a month after tax. -16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 20 Things '90s Sports Movies Taught Me About Sports The flying V was an acceptable formation in any sport circa 1992. 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Fed Up With The Government Shutdown? You Can Drunk Dial Congress And Give Them A Piece Of Your Mind Definitely works. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 5 Facebook Statuses That We're All Sick Of The key to enjoyment of political statuses on Facebook is savaging the idiotic graphics the equally idiotic parrots post until they defriend you. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 25 Things I Thought I’d Have By 25 I wouldn’t wish that vehicle on my worst enemy. -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Fed Up With The Government Shutdown? You Can Drunk Dial Congress And Give Them A Piece Of Your Mind Nope, you got labor, I must have been drunk with excitement at the thought of firing so many do-nothings. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Fed Up With The Government Shutdown? You Can Drunk Dial Congress And Give Them A Piece Of Your Mind You missed the post office, labor, and keeping the white house where it is now. -14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Fed Up With The Government Shutdown? You Can Drunk Dial Congress And Give Them A Piece Of Your Mind I’m not going to lie, I’d like to see some of these bars at 100%, permanently. http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/slate_labs/2013/10/federal_government_shutdown_agencies_with_the_most_furloughs.html -5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 20 Ways To Weasel Out Of A Speeding Ticket Weight vs volume, 3.2 by weight (4% ABV) is only available in some states, for those of us not living in communist Utah, light beer is 4.2% ABV. -2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 20 Ways To Weasel Out Of A Speeding Ticket I’m surprised you went conservative with “something,” as if it really isn’t everything. -8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 20 Ways To Weasel Out Of A Speeding Ticket Here are ones that don’t work: Again? I’ve already signed over a week’s paycheck to you assholes and another two weeks’ to my lawyer. In other words, CAN I GET A FUCKING BREAK!? Honest officer, I had one case of bud light with dinner. It’s 4-2 beer and I didn’t realize it would affect me like this only 3 years after college. Can you at least let me take a pee before you run my license, I would hate to inconvenience you with cleaning the back of your patrol unit? I’m a firefighter. -8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 3 Ways Dating Is Like Sports Free Agency I’m like Tom Brady, but a Tom Brady that never rebounded from IR after a linebacker blew out my knee. I hate Tom Brady. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 3 Ways Dating Is Like Sports Free Agency Any word on Tim Tebow? -27 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I blame Obama for everything, from the drone strikes to my hangover, so why can’t she?
God bless the USA!
Columbus was kind of an asshole, in the most American way possible.
2-5 are just there for show.
You must have no friends. Carl needs to die.
I would so hit that.
I don’t have a mediocre job, but maybe that’s why my life sucks just as much as yours.
Haha, and I can’t even live on 5k a month after tax.
The flying V was an acceptable formation in any sport circa 1992.
Definitely works.
The key to enjoyment of political statuses on Facebook is savaging the idiotic graphics the equally idiotic parrots post until they defriend you.
I wouldn’t wish that vehicle on my worst enemy.
Nope, you got labor, I must have been drunk with excitement at the thought of firing so many do-nothings.
You missed the post office, labor, and keeping the white house where it is now.
I’m not going to lie, I’d like to see some of these bars at 100%, permanently.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/slate_labs/2013/10/federal_government_shutdown_agencies_with_the_most_furloughs.html
Weight vs volume, 3.2 by weight (4% ABV) is only available in some states, for those of us not living in communist Utah, light beer is 4.2% ABV.
I’m surprised you went conservative with “something,” as if it really isn’t everything.
Here are ones that don’t work:
Again? I’ve already signed over a week’s paycheck to you assholes and another two weeks’ to my lawyer. In other words, CAN I GET A FUCKING BREAK!?
Honest officer, I had one case of bud light with dinner. It’s 4-2 beer and I didn’t realize it would affect me like this only 3 years after college.
Can you at least let me take a pee before you run my license, I would hate to inconvenience you with cleaning the back of your patrol unit?
I’m a firefighter.
I’m like Tom Brady, but a Tom Brady that never rebounded from IR after a linebacker blew out my knee. I hate Tom Brady.
Any word on Tim Tebow?