My grandparents always sat me down and we would watch Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Always gave me good feelings and vibes. Could use another one of him today, but I don’t think anyone could compare.
I got layered because my boss didn’t like all the new responsibilities that were given to him. So instead of putting more on my team (thank god) he got the company to hire an Associate Director. Now my former boss has less to do again while the new guy doesn’t know jack squat and gets paid more than me. So I guess layering can be bad.
1st Round Loss: team did have it, just drink normally unless you were a 1-5. Otherwise proceed to blackout on IPAs.
2nd Round Loss: At least you won a game? Drink normally.
Sweet 16: your team did good, enjoy a few IPAs or regular domestics.
Elite 8: Great year for many. Drink a few fancy brews.
Final Four: This is where the drunk express starts. Coming down to the final four is tough to loss. Don’t hang your head low. Enjoy whatever you like, but you will probably over consume.
Win or lose in the final: just blackout. You get a free pass either way.
Screw the critics. The only shit they go crazy for is weird movies like the movie that won the Oscar that everyone got pissed about. Awesome actors and actresses in a earth saving movie? Crap, give it 39%. A movie about a woman having sex with a fish? 100%!!!
Definitely bang the friend of your ex, but only if you don’t intend on dating her. Could be messy if they both share the same best friends. Would be entertaining in college, but in the adult world that is a no no.
I don’t want this to go the wrong way, but it probably will. Telling her she is sorry that the boyfriend lashed out at her for contacting his ex is not going to help her. I know she was in a bad state of mind when doing so, but that is not okay to reach out to someone you don’t know and trying to find validation that the guy is a psycho. She just needs time and distance to heal the wounds. Then find someone who she deserves to give her love to.
I can’t wait for summer so I can take an ice cold shower in the evening. It’s probably tacky but it feels amazing after getting out of the gym at night (pro tip: get to work as early as possible so you can bounce at 2 or 3 as the gyms are usually empty) and you kinda get to feel like a Viking.
So if you beef after a long night of deviant activity before, do you just leave and never come back? It would probably be best to go when you were sober the night before.
Wish my parents took me to an arcade when I was young. Instead they took me to Chuck E Cheeses. Now instead of going to a cool arcade bar to drink, I drink and gamble.
To the guy who is dating a girl who has porked his friends…get out now. I can handle if it was a few outskirts friends, but if it is your close friends it probably won’t work. The idea of dating a girl and most of my good friends have busted in her would turn me off fast. Not to judge but it just seems like a deal breaker.
With the big 3-0 coming up in a just over a year, the rules are always grow up and quit acting like you are still in your early 20s, but ppl keep saying 30 is the new 20. The status quo is always get married, have kids, work to the bone, and then die. Well I want to still get after it well into my 30s without being held down with responsibilities that aren’t warranted until you are ready. You can be 30 while having fun and being responsible as the same time. Don’t let past generations tell you otherwise.
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My grandparents always sat me down and we would watch Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Always gave me good feelings and vibes. Could use another one of him today, but I don’t think anyone could compare.
I got layered because my boss didn’t like all the new responsibilities that were given to him. So instead of putting more on my team (thank god) he got the company to hire an Associate Director. Now my former boss has less to do again while the new guy doesn’t know jack squat and gets paid more than me. So I guess layering can be bad.
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1st Round Loss: team did have it, just drink normally unless you were a 1-5. Otherwise proceed to blackout on IPAs.
2nd Round Loss: At least you won a game? Drink normally.
Sweet 16: your team did good, enjoy a few IPAs or regular domestics.
Elite 8: Great year for many. Drink a few fancy brews.
Final Four: This is where the drunk express starts. Coming down to the final four is tough to loss. Don’t hang your head low. Enjoy whatever you like, but you will probably over consume.
Win or lose in the final: just blackout. You get a free pass either way.
Screw the critics. The only shit they go crazy for is weird movies like the movie that won the Oscar that everyone got pissed about. Awesome actors and actresses in a earth saving movie? Crap, give it 39%. A movie about a woman having sex with a fish? 100%!!!
Definitely bang the friend of your ex, but only if you don’t intend on dating her. Could be messy if they both share the same best friends. Would be entertaining in college, but in the adult world that is a no no.
That hangover would probably kill me
I don’t want this to go the wrong way, but it probably will. Telling her she is sorry that the boyfriend lashed out at her for contacting his ex is not going to help her. I know she was in a bad state of mind when doing so, but that is not okay to reach out to someone you don’t know and trying to find validation that the guy is a psycho. She just needs time and distance to heal the wounds. Then find someone who she deserves to give her love to.
Pre porn rehab Tiger will always be the GOAT.
Todd knows Tyler would throw a wrench in the order after their last drunk exchange. John is a wet blanket choice tho.
I can’t wait for summer so I can take an ice cold shower in the evening. It’s probably tacky but it feels amazing after getting out of the gym at night (pro tip: get to work as early as possible so you can bounce at 2 or 3 as the gyms are usually empty) and you kinda get to feel like a Viking.
So if you beef after a long night of deviant activity before, do you just leave and never come back? It would probably be best to go when you were sober the night before.
Wish my parents took me to an arcade when I was young. Instead they took me to Chuck E Cheeses. Now instead of going to a cool arcade bar to drink, I drink and gamble.
Only thing you can’t be plus nice is tall. If you were not graced with a six foot tall stature be everything else.
To the guy who is dating a girl who has porked his friends…get out now. I can handle if it was a few outskirts friends, but if it is your close friends it probably won’t work. The idea of dating a girl and most of my good friends have busted in her would turn me off fast. Not to judge but it just seems like a deal breaker.
I get the worst feeling when I hear “Hey, an old friend of mine is in town and will be joining us too. He or she is a good time, you’ll like them.”
With the big 3-0 coming up in a just over a year, the rules are always grow up and quit acting like you are still in your early 20s, but ppl keep saying 30 is the new 20. The status quo is always get married, have kids, work to the bone, and then die. Well I want to still get after it well into my 30s without being held down with responsibilities that aren’t warranted until you are ready. You can be 30 while having fun and being responsible as the same time. Don’t let past generations tell you otherwise.
Wise words from the old man.