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Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.
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To clarify, I passed out with nothing but my jacket on and she passed out in the bathroom.
The only reason to get married is so you’re allowed to have sex for the first time and you didn’t even try it the first night? What’s wrong with you?
Effort was there. Sometimes the stars just don’t align.
Well fuck, what else is the point of getting married then?
You tell us
I haven’t been married once in the 2014 years I’ve been alive, so I’ve got nothing
Pretty normal. Got back to the room exhausted. Got the dress off. Both chugged red bulls. Fell asleep in 2 minutes. Romantic as hell
We only made it happen because we felt like we should, but neither of our hearts were in it. Too drunk and exhausted.
Have a strong feeling you’re going to add to the 53% divorce rate.
Congratulations on your wedding
Not the best sign.