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This Sunday is gonna be tough. We’re saying goodbye to a character we once loved from a show we’ll always love. Here’s a few suggestions on what to do with your life after it’s all over.
- Cry a lot.
- Start Malcolm in the Middle from the beginning.
- Write a love letter to Vince Gilligan.
- Eat all of the ice cream.
- Try meth.
- Move to New Mexico and start a fried chicken restaurant.
- Film your own finale where Walt wakes up on his 50th birthday and Skyler is making him breakfast while Nelly’s “Just A Dream” plays in the background.
- Start watching Low Winter Sun.
- Kill the person who came up with the title Low Winter Sun.
- Ignore that Jesse (probably) dies, and instead treat Need For Speed like a Breaking Bad sequel where Jesse escapes the Nazis and becomes an illegal street racer.
- Hope J.J. Abrams makes Badger’s Star Trek story.
- Drink a bottle of bourbon and call in “sick” to work.
- Continue watching the Texas Rangers perform their second straight late season collapse. FUCK.
- Watch everything else ever written by Vince Gilligan. X-Files: cool. Home Fries: fun. Lone Gunmen: underrated. Hancock: well…it’s at least half of a good movie.
- Remind yourself that it’s the circle of life. One Breaking Bad ends, while brand new Star Wars and Harry Potter movies begin.
- Decorate your apartment with purple everything.
- Keep annoying people by using “BITCH” at the end of every sentence.
- Watch Dumb and Dumber over and over until you forgive Jeff Daniels for beating out Bryan Cranston for the Emmy this year.
- Go to a car wash and try to give the secret signal to the clerk that you know what’s up.
- Start drinking chamomile tea with fuck tons of Stevia.
- Accept that Peyton Manning might be the savior of mankind.
- Liquidate your bank accounts and put the cash into a barrel just to find out how poor you really are.
- Try to not constantly dwell on the fact that Game of Thrones doesn’t come back until early next year.
- Try to not constantly dwell on the fact that Breaking Bad doesn’t come back until never.
- Get your hopes up for Better Call Saul, until AMC ultimately decides not to move forward with it and crushes your spirit.
- Call your high school chemistry teacher and tell him you’re willing to “be his Jesse.”
- Annoy the people who own Walt’s house in real life by throwing yet another pizza on their roof.
- Have an argument with someone once a week about Breaking Bad vs. The Sopranos vs. The Wire and never resolve it.
- Predict which NBA player tries to make “Heisenberg” their nickname first.
- Wake up on Monday and start it all over from Season 1, Episode 1.
Thanks for the memories, Vince Gilligan.
Am I the only one who thinks Better Call Saul, and the new Star Wars and Harry Potter will be most likely be a huge mistake?
Better Call Saul wil suck
Star Wars has some solid potential
Not actually a Harry Potter movie, it is just based in the same “relm” and it takes place years before Harry is born
Sunday night football.
It sucks that it’s all over, but “all bad things must come to an end.” No worries, though. There’s still Life After Breaking Bad… http://bit.ly/1fVqXNa
29: LeBron for sure.
Guess I’m gonna have to look at this in a month to figure out what to do. I’m gonna be stuck on number 1 for at least that long.
Pretty sure I said number 7, like, a month ago. Great minds I suppose….