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God damnit, internet.
I actually discovered this trend a few years ago on Twitter. My family found me convulsing on the floor with laughter after hearing my howling from the next room over. I could barely talk. The fact that there are people out there who confuse “rape” with “wrap” was hilarious to me.
Now, it’s just sad.
Here are the idiots who will be defiling their Christmas presents this year.
Done raping some presents Finna watch tv tell I K.O
— 'Careless Mo' (@juicy_momo) December 22, 2014
My mom is in her room raping my Christmas presents.. Do you know how tempted I am to go in there.
— Mariaaa// TODAY !$&@ (@biebmyjacob) December 16, 2014
raping christmas presents!
— Pervis Turdis (@Turdis) December 21, 2014
Raping the presents is the hardest part of Christmas.
— Thomas Pearson (@tommypearson000) December 21, 2014
My dad is raping presents currently in the kitchen and I can't go there… lolololol
— Just Kidding (@MulletFan1) December 21, 2014
Finally finished raping Christmas presents pic.twitter.com/jBVgxDjViO
— patrisia cisneros (@19cisnerospa76) December 21, 2014
Raping my presents for Christmas
— pretty_la_thang (@_Charnetra) December 22, 2014
Raping all my presents in tin foil #nopapernoproblems
— toby roberts (@tobyroberts123) December 23, 2013
My mom is in her room raping my Christmas presents.. Do you know how tempted I am to go in there.
— Mariaaa// TODAY !$&@ (@biebmyjacob) December 16, 2014
*hears mom raping presents* MOM DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING!?
— FREE BA$ED PAPÍ (@JelliBeannn) December 25, 2013
Mom just now finished raping all the presents
— Austin Martin (@DreamyMartini) December 25, 2013
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cologne vs colon. Also a strong twitter mistake.
People saying “Look it” instead of “Look at this” drives me nuts. Same with “should of” instead of “should have”.
Are you sure they aren’t saying “should’ve”?
’tis the season for raping.
And engagements. Not sure which is worse.
People saying “Where are you at?” instead of “where are you?” makes me want to start destroying things.
Not everyone can be a professional writer Brian.
I’m not asking them to be professional writers. I’m asking them to have an elementary grasp of their native language.