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In Beijing this weekend, a woman went fairly hard in the paint by going double-middle fingers to airport security after they told her she wasn’t allowed to bring a bottle of cognac on the plane. Rather than cutting her losses and leaving it behind, Miss Zhao decided to take the bottle to Pound Town before getting on her flight.
Per The Nanfang:
Zhao was transferring to a Wenzhou flight at Beijing Airport at noon on August 21 when she was stopped at airport security. A worker told the woman in her forties that she was not able to bring the imported cognac through the security checkpoint in her carry-on. As it was too late to transfer the cognac to her checked-in luggage, Zhao did what any responsible person that hates wasting food would do: she sat down in a corner and drank the entire bottle of cognac herself.
When I was heading back from vacation last week, I took half of a Xanax and drank a 22-ounce Shock Top to cure my post-vacation depression before boarding. Needless to say, I was feeling loose as hell at my gate, but not as loose as Zhao.
Zhao started acting wildly and yelling incoherently. Due to her massive inebriation, when Zhao fell to the floor, that’s where she stayed. When police arrived at the scene, they decided not to let her board her flight out of concern that she had become a security risk to others and herself as Zhao was travelling alone.
By the time doctors had established that she was good to go, she had already missed her flight and relatives had shown up to the Beijing Airport to tend to her. Me? I would’ve high-fived her and parlayed that bottle of cognac into a few Bloodies at the airport Chili’s because any 40-year-old Asian woman that can drink that much without literally dying is someone I want on my team. .
[via The Nanfang]
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My inner dad voice says bad plan, I say well done ma’am.
There was a story about a year ago of a woman trying to take a handle of vodka through security. She was denied, chugged as much as she could, and supposedly passed it around to others in line. TSA was not amused.
My dad calls this a Wednesday.
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