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Amazon Alexa – I assume you’ve all probably seen the commercials for it, if not here’s a refresher.
Admittedly, it’s a cool product. Basically, at the command of your voice you can get your virtual personal assistant to call you a Lyft, order drunk purchases on Amazon, or even play your favorite music.
Although, one toddler’s request for a specific tune took a NSFW turn.
After requesting what I assume was, “Tigger Tigger” trying to hear a song from Pooh Bear’s energetic friend, this young lad got a vulgar slew of pornography suggestions for, “hot chick amatuer girl porn sexy…cock pussy anal dildo ring.”
Just think, 20 years ago we only had access to crusty old porno mags and now we robots just sharing porn with the whole family. What a time to be alive. .
[via Reddit]
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But can Amazon’s Alexa suggest hardcore porn to a 25 year old? Asking for a friend.
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Alexa knows some shit. You know Alexa has seen some things.
The panic in his voice when he said “Alexa, Stop!”
Alexa, make me a sandwich
Does Alexa learn based off what is previously asked of her? If so, naught daddy!
Siri is such a pride in comparison.
Dammit autocorrect that’s “prude”
“And now we robots”
The last glaring mistake of 2016.
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Hoppy new year