“If she had a dollar for every time a person requested an upgrade because they “fly on this airline a lot,” she’d be in Bermuda drinking Painkillers topped with 24-carat gold shavings as a garnish.”
I can’t believe Chicago Tribune put this out. Great idea! Go to a museum in Chicago on a free day with 98843535436464 other people who had the same idea.
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In this right now. He’s met a handful of my friends and I’ve met none of his.
How I feel every day at work.
“If she had a dollar for every time a person requested an upgrade because they “fly on this airline a lot,” she’d be in Bermuda drinking Painkillers topped with 24-carat gold shavings as a garnish.”
I can’t believe Chicago Tribune put this out. Great idea! Go to a museum in Chicago on a free day with 98843535436464 other people who had the same idea.
This is why I look forward to your comments.
TGDAG: Plan a Vanilla Sky type car ride if Todd doesn’t propose ASAP.
I ordered a $2 PBR tall boy on a first date and the dude asked me if I wanted to do separate checks.
Classic post Hangge Uppe situation.
Getting unreasonably upset that they referred to the Sears Tower as the Willis Tower. #angryChicagoanproblems
SKYNET!
This is exactly what I needed this morning.
Classic Caroline, not wanting to “truly” help.
Another masterpiece Will!
employed and depressed you truly have great suggestions!
you’re my hero
Going through this right now. My coworkers last day is Friday.
dancing to Earth, Wind, and Fire is always a great decision.
“candy crush levels of annoying.”
Classic and accurate. #ShibbyMadoff2016
LOVE the American Psycho ending.
Having over $150K in student loans and thinking about getting a PHD #PGP
you know nothing chill de breeze
Shibs I would love to read this