That paragraph about the thigh getting super sensitive in anticipation of a text from a lady is all too real. Plus, I also like to use the testosterone pump from a good workout as a time to send out some speculative correspondence.
When John McCain was in captivity in the ‘Hanoi Hilton’ and was being interrogated about the identity of the rest of his squadron, he repeatedly recited the names of the Greenbay Packer’s offensive line
When I was younger I read a book called ‘The Average American Male’, it’s a hilarious piece of fiction written in a first person perspective. One thing I always laughed at was that the character would always respond to questions about what he does with something along the lines of ‘Nothing interesting or exciting’. I was in college so I thought this was particularly rude/funny (in line with the character) but only now, a few years into the workforce do I see the truth in this statement.
I’m 2 for 2 for dipping my toes in companies I’ve worked at’s ink. First one was a complete disaster, second one TBC. Would recommend, there’s a certain ‘thrill’ to it
Strange advice to a son. Did he not basically say “Getting back with an ex is a bad idea because you end up in a bad marriage with a son you don’t really want”?
Ireland – I understand if this isn’t high on some Americans’ lists of places to see in Europe as it might not have the romantic idealism of Paris or Rome, but in my unbiased opinion it’s fuckin unreal. Dublin, Galway and maybe Cork or Kilkenny are worth seeing.
England – can give this shithole miss 😉 I joke. London is a highly populated metropolis that I have a love/hate relationship. I used to work there so hate it from that POV, but my brother still lives there and it’s great for a weekend getaway to booze… and also plenty of stuff see. I would recommend Edinburgh in Scotland it is a beautiful little city and the Scots are fun people/
France – Paris is overrated. Very expensive (even compared to Dublin) but has some landmarks that you probably wanna tick off. I have seen all the beaches of the D-Day landings in Normandy which as a history nerd, was pretty special. I haven’t been to the South of France but it’s meant to be beautiful. Skiing in the French Alps is ridiculously good fun too.
Netherlands/Belgium – Haven’t been to Belgium myself but my cousin lives in Brussels and speaks very highly of it. Good beer and chocolate, what’s not to like I guess? Plus you can check out Brugge if you’re a fan of the movie. I’ve only been to Amsterdam in the Netherlands and have had a couple different experiences. It’s not a stoner city, nor is it a great party city on par of some of the other’s that I’ll talk about below. But if you adjust your expectations it is great fun. Very multicultural and if you can get in with someone who knows their way around they will show you a good time.
Germany – Berlin is the shit. Great city, great beer and great people. If you want a heavy few days on the booze, Berlin should be at or near the top of your list. Again, as a history nerd, there’s lot’s to see and do here. The Germans are very open about their past so don’t be shy to ask questions in a polite manner, just don’t be an asshole. Unfortunately it’s the only German city I’ve been to but friends have been to Hamburg, Dortmund, Munich and Koln and all reports have been amazing.
Poland – Krakow. This is probably my favourite city in Europe. It’s so beautiful that even as Hitler was basically reducing the rest of Poland to dust, he spared this magical city. It’s quite small and central which makes the nightlife incredible. A central town square with big church and loads of bars around the perimeter make for some of the best drinking in Europe. Auschwitz death camp is a couple of hours bus ride away… Not a fun experience but it’s important to see how badly things can go wrong even just 70/80 years ago.
Czech Republic – The Czechs are the only country in Europe that consume more alcohol than the Irish per capita (I maintain this has a lot to do with Prague being number 1 bachelor party destination and the influx of Irish and English louts every weekend). Prague is a beautiful old city with a heavy drinking and partying culture and a helluva of both, plus a lot of prostitutes… If that’s your thing. Legal btw, same as Germany and Amsterdam.
Hungary – Budapest is up there for me with Berlin and Krakow as my favourites. Another old, beautiful city with a shitload of history. The bath party on Saturday nights is a must do if you’re there! It’s basically a big pool party that starts early and goes on all night… Get’s pretty loose.
Italy – Rome, like Paris, in my opinion is overrated. Has the history and culture, but the people are fairly arrogant and can be rude (same as the Parisians). But it’s definitely worth seeing for the landmarks.
Spain – Going Madrid later this year so can’t comment on there yet. But I’ve been to Barcelona many times and the south coast of Spain on the Med. This is a very popular spot for a family holiday but not what you’re looking for. Barcelona is pretty cool though. Has a lot to offer and has an awesome beach which is quite rare for a major city.
Despite this being quite a long list I’ve left a lot off, but should be enough to pique your interest. All depends on how much time you have and what kind of holiday you’re looking for. I’ve done a couple of the above in different situations (family holiday as a kid, boozy weekend with the boys and slightly less boozy weekend with a lady)
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Never got into it, myself. Too far behind
That paragraph about the thigh getting super sensitive in anticipation of a text from a lady is all too real. Plus, I also like to use the testosterone pump from a good workout as a time to send out some speculative correspondence.
Mine’s been on vacation for 3 weeks and didn’t give me a heads up beforehand. It’s been…. rough
I know what my next purchase is
Black dudes look awesome bald. Like, if I was black I’d probably shave my head even if I had hair
Bald is the obvious answer here. I like to think I’d look like Statham, but that’s BS. Still better than a perpetual terrible haircut
When John McCain was in captivity in the ‘Hanoi Hilton’ and was being interrogated about the identity of the rest of his squadron, he repeatedly recited the names of the Greenbay Packer’s offensive line
Can someone please write an article about trying to dress more blue collar?
That first question got me all sorts of angry. Well not angry, but like, mildly irritated.
New Guys Being Dudes when?
How do you not have Molly numero uno!? Heresy, I say!
Right there with you, I somehow avoided any spoiler for years while dismissing it as ‘fantasy BS’. But now, dear lord am I hooked on GoT!
When I was younger I read a book called ‘The Average American Male’, it’s a hilarious piece of fiction written in a first person perspective. One thing I always laughed at was that the character would always respond to questions about what he does with something along the lines of ‘Nothing interesting or exciting’. I was in college so I thought this was particularly rude/funny (in line with the character) but only now, a few years into the workforce do I see the truth in this statement.
JD I’m worried you’re blowing your load with this series, this kind of quality should be going into a book
I’m 2 for 2 for dipping my toes in companies I’ve worked at’s ink. First one was a complete disaster, second one TBC. Would recommend, there’s a certain ‘thrill’ to it
If someone has an issue with receiving a phone call, trying to facetime instead is a straight up psycho move.
I felt like his character was making some real progress lately. But nah, he’s the same old retard
My biggest fear is being the being laughed at at the brunch table the next day.
“Yeah and then he licked my ass, WHAT a loser!” haw haw haw and they all clink champagne glasses
Strange advice to a son. Did he not basically say “Getting back with an ex is a bad idea because you end up in a bad marriage with a son you don’t really want”?
Irish PGPer checking in…
Ireland – I understand if this isn’t high on some Americans’ lists of places to see in Europe as it might not have the romantic idealism of Paris or Rome, but in my unbiased opinion it’s fuckin unreal. Dublin, Galway and maybe Cork or Kilkenny are worth seeing.
England – can give this shithole miss 😉 I joke. London is a highly populated metropolis that I have a love/hate relationship. I used to work there so hate it from that POV, but my brother still lives there and it’s great for a weekend getaway to booze… and also plenty of stuff see. I would recommend Edinburgh in Scotland it is a beautiful little city and the Scots are fun people/
France – Paris is overrated. Very expensive (even compared to Dublin) but has some landmarks that you probably wanna tick off. I have seen all the beaches of the D-Day landings in Normandy which as a history nerd, was pretty special. I haven’t been to the South of France but it’s meant to be beautiful. Skiing in the French Alps is ridiculously good fun too.
Netherlands/Belgium – Haven’t been to Belgium myself but my cousin lives in Brussels and speaks very highly of it. Good beer and chocolate, what’s not to like I guess? Plus you can check out Brugge if you’re a fan of the movie. I’ve only been to Amsterdam in the Netherlands and have had a couple different experiences. It’s not a stoner city, nor is it a great party city on par of some of the other’s that I’ll talk about below. But if you adjust your expectations it is great fun. Very multicultural and if you can get in with someone who knows their way around they will show you a good time.
Germany – Berlin is the shit. Great city, great beer and great people. If you want a heavy few days on the booze, Berlin should be at or near the top of your list. Again, as a history nerd, there’s lot’s to see and do here. The Germans are very open about their past so don’t be shy to ask questions in a polite manner, just don’t be an asshole. Unfortunately it’s the only German city I’ve been to but friends have been to Hamburg, Dortmund, Munich and Koln and all reports have been amazing.
Poland – Krakow. This is probably my favourite city in Europe. It’s so beautiful that even as Hitler was basically reducing the rest of Poland to dust, he spared this magical city. It’s quite small and central which makes the nightlife incredible. A central town square with big church and loads of bars around the perimeter make for some of the best drinking in Europe. Auschwitz death camp is a couple of hours bus ride away… Not a fun experience but it’s important to see how badly things can go wrong even just 70/80 years ago.
Czech Republic – The Czechs are the only country in Europe that consume more alcohol than the Irish per capita (I maintain this has a lot to do with Prague being number 1 bachelor party destination and the influx of Irish and English louts every weekend). Prague is a beautiful old city with a heavy drinking and partying culture and a helluva of both, plus a lot of prostitutes… If that’s your thing. Legal btw, same as Germany and Amsterdam.
Hungary – Budapest is up there for me with Berlin and Krakow as my favourites. Another old, beautiful city with a shitload of history. The bath party on Saturday nights is a must do if you’re there! It’s basically a big pool party that starts early and goes on all night… Get’s pretty loose.
Italy – Rome, like Paris, in my opinion is overrated. Has the history and culture, but the people are fairly arrogant and can be rude (same as the Parisians). But it’s definitely worth seeing for the landmarks.
Spain – Going Madrid later this year so can’t comment on there yet. But I’ve been to Barcelona many times and the south coast of Spain on the Med. This is a very popular spot for a family holiday but not what you’re looking for. Barcelona is pretty cool though. Has a lot to offer and has an awesome beach which is quite rare for a major city.
Despite this being quite a long list I’ve left a lot off, but should be enough to pique your interest. All depends on how much time you have and what kind of holiday you’re looking for. I’ve done a couple of the above in different situations (family holiday as a kid, boozy weekend with the boys and slightly less boozy weekend with a lady)